Here is one for the guys to laugh at! Would you buy one of these?
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What is on the MOUSE PAD by your computer at home? How about work?
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Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 ..
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:
· NBA 5.0
· NFL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1
Also Conversation 8. 0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
– Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate;
First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
*** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program;
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend:
· Cooking 3.0
· Hot Lingerie 7.7
Good Luck!
Tech Support
Love it Kristi, Thanks!
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