“IT”….GOT ME*

Excuse me for not coming over today for a visit…yet. I still hope to do so. I was “HIT” last night with…..WHATEVER you want to call it! I can barely function! I guess no dancing for me today! I am being ordered back to bedrest! I will try to take a peek later! Hope all is well! Thanks for stopping in today! I was cheered up with your comments, and I did my BEST to respond to them all. Sorry if I missed you! See you soon?

Luisa Doraz

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Maxine Cartoon…..NOSE ISSUES*

Is it possible you could have something in common with MAXINE?

JOKE….The Church Organist, Miss Beatrice…….

Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor
came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl Sitting on top of it.

The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

‘Miss Beatrice’, he said, ‘I wonder if you would tell me about this?’ Pointing to the bowl.

‘Oh, yes,’ she replied, ‘Isn’t it wonderful?

I was walking through the Park one day and I found this little package on the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t ever  had the flu since I found this!’