SMILE for the Day……….3/5 *(*

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He said to me . …. …… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That’s a good idea – you stand by the ironing board
while I sit on the sofa and fart!

Letting it go……..

I just love to laugh. You are not going to believe this one.

A very nice shoe salesman was trying his best to help all the customers that entered his store. He was being very patient with an elderly woman who could not get on the shoes she picked out. He very calmly squatted down to assist her, when just then, I heard a loud explosion. ( No, it was not a gun shot)….Yes, it was THAT!!! The lady commented “Oops.” The salesman very graciously got up, smiled at his customer, and said, ” That’s quite alright mam, farting is a natural thing. I love nature.”

I was very impressed with how nice he handled the situation. I then ran out of the store smiling and thinking that this was a store I would be back to. Great associates!