Explain Humpty Dumpty????………

Ok, so here’s another one that is pretty ridiculous. How do you explain who Humpty Dumpty is to a little kid? You have a giant egg, dressed up in his get up, sitting on a wall. So, the guy gets attention this way, or what? The gig goes..”Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.” What the heck is he doing up there anyway? ” Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.” I guess it would be kind of hard to balance a giant egg on a wall, ya think? ” All of the Kings horses and all of the Kings men” What the heck are the Kings crew doing lookin over a giant egg? Shouldn’t they be doing other stuff at the castle? ” Couldn”t put Humpty Dumpty together again.”
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Evil Twist……..

I was looking at some of the stuff a person would sing to their small children, and wow…bad. Just look at the song ” Rock a bye baby.”

It starts out, ” Rock a bye baby on the tree top”…What are they doing on a TREE TOP? Who in their right mind would think of putting their kid up a tree????

“When the wind blows, the cradle will rock” Well, dah!!!

“When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall” Should this be a big surprise to people! Of course it will fall!

“And down will come baby, cradle and all” I mean, is this from an intelligent society or what? Of course it will fall. You should have thought of this BEFORE you put your little kid UP IN A TREE!!!!!