I Can’t Stand My Boss!

 

Well, get rid of em! Are they doing a good job as your boss? Are they making money for the company you work for? Are they just sitting around drinking coffee all day and pretending to be working? Are they actually good at what they do? Well, if you answered yes to these questions, you had better start looking for another job! Either that, or you need to sit down with your boss and come to some terms about issues you have with them! If your boss is not doing their job and not pulling their weight, keep in mind that they also have a boss ( unless they own the company) and you can talk to their superior. Make sure you try working it out with your boss first because their superior do not like when employees go behind their immediate supervisors back!  Just be sure to do something! Do not keep going into a job you do not like! This will lead to a lot of health problems for you! Everything has a solution. Figure it out. You can do it! Believe in Yourself! In the course of my employment, I have had several supervisors fired! If you do not do the job, you should not be there, right? I did nothing wrong, they did!

BACK TO SCHOOL JOKES*

……… MY FRIEND SENT ME THESE. HOPE YOU LIKE EM!….
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Back to School
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school.

Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!”

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Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?”

Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.”

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“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up” said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.

“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”

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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

The little girl replied, “My homework.”

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Calling in Sick
A high school had a policy that the parents must call the school if a student was to be absent for the day.

Kelly (name changed to protect the guilty), deciding to skip school and go to the mall with her friends waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.

This is the actual conversation of the telephone call…

Kelly: “Hi, I’m calling to report that Kelly so-and-so is unable to make it to school today because she is ill.

Secretary at high school: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. I’ll note her absence. Who is this calling?”

Kelly: “This is my mother.”