MAXINE for a SATURDAY CHUCKLE*

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CAN YOU BE FOOLED?……I SURE WAS~_)*

You have got to see these photos~~~

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In each of the following photos, try to guess who is a girl and who is a guy ……..
There are 6 pairs, pick left or right.

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A N S W E R S…..

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All of them are GUYS

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Thanks to Kristi for this~~~~

Don’t Mess With US Crazy Chicks…..OR~~~~~~Funny*

When your boyfriend, husband or significant other does something that makes you angry don’t give in to the temptation to argue and fight.

Just count to ten, remain calm and after he goes to bed, super-glue his flip flops
to the floor.

I could watch this one over and over?. OH wait a minute?I have!!!

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Kristi, again!!!

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…..3/20*

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How long does it take you to run a mile? If you do not run, just imagine you did, and guess!!!

Here is your AWWWWW for the day………3/9 *)*

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“What is a Pet??”

“A pet is such a special friend,
A friend in many ways.
Sharing love and companionship,
Just looking for your praise.

The clever things they often do
Bring a smile to your face;
And so to them I dedicate,
This small but special place… ”

I thought this was a cute poem I found on the internet.

How Good Are Those Eyes Of Yours?………….*(*

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What Brain Invented the Crockpot?……….*)*

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When I first received a crock pot as a gift from my Aunt Kelly, I just looked at her! I grew up in a home that did not even know what a crock pot was! Italians don’t DO crock pots! So, I just made a face and said, “Gee, thanks!” Then I set it down and was trying to go to my next gift when my Aunt Kelly said, “That’s ALL you are going to say?” Then I felt bad. I said, “What?” She said, “Don’t WHAT me, open it!” You are NOT bringing this back! ( She knows me!) I said, “OK!” When I opened it, she immediately pointed out the cookbook. I turned the pages and thought, “Some of this stuff looks pretty good.” I then could not put the crock pot down! I was getting hooked! *(* I thought it was pretty cool how you could just put a bunch of ingredients into this thing, turn it on, and let it do ALL the work! My kind of gift! I gave my Aunt Kelly a big hug, she smiled, and we gave each other “that look” that says, “Understood.” Now, I use my crock pot ALL the time! *)* I have corn chowder to go eat! Gotta go! What’s your story with crock pots? Just wondering!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question?……….2/20*

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If you got to choose a part you would like to play in , “The Wizard Of Oz”, what character would you pick and why?

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question……..1/25*

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I love this! Freedom! It is the greatest thing to have! It is the worst thing to lose! I never take my freedom for granted. I see, on a daily basis, the horror and anguish of people all over the world who lose theirs! I can only imagine the pain they must be going through. It makes me wonder if those of us who are free, really appreciate and understand its meaning, So, I just thought I’d ask you this question:

What does freedom mean to you?

Proof That The World Is Nuts………….

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In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

(Like THAT makes sense.)
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In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

(Do they look different reversed?)
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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick?)
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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)
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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let’s just think for a minute; is there

any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)
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In Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.

(Ah! Justice!)
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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool , England – but only in tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)
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In Cali , Colombia , a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)
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In Santa Cruz , Bolivia , it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)
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In Maryland , it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only ‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’

(Is this a great country or what?

Well, not as great as Guam !)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for these tests?)
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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of???)

(Did our government pay for this research??)
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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez.)
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An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish don’t have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)
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And, the best for last?

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(And I thought I had bad breath in the morning!)

Kristi, you out did yourself on this one!