Employment…….

My second son was made a job offer for a permanent position with the company he has been working temp at. He happily accepted. It happens to be a top 50 Fortune 500 company. His title is Senior Business Information Analyst.I am so proud of him. He has worked hard and stayed focused. He will do very well in life. I just want him to be happy and at peace with things. I guess in time, it all comes together. We all go at our own speed, right? I have to keep reminding myself he is only 18 years old! Wow, let’s see what happens next.

Hope you all have a peaceful week.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Equal Opportunity Employer……LAUGH with DORAZ*

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A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:
HELP WANTED
Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be
bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.”

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign also says you have to be good with a computer.”

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said “Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, “Meow.”

7/16…What do you have to say?

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What advice would you give to someone who has dreams of working as an elected government official??