GOLFING FUN*

A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally,the doctor asks him what happened.

“Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows.”

“We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.”

“That’s when I made my big mistake.”

“What did you do?” asks the doctor.

“Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, Hey, this looks like yours!”

“I don’t remember much after that”!

LAUGH! HAVE FUN IN LIFE! SMILE!

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NO WORDS NEEDED*…PHOTO

“I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE DOESN’T SEE THAT!”

GREEN STUFF…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this
Little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue…. Hahahaha

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WHEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES….WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR?

DOGS HAVING FUN…VIDEO FOR YOU*

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=pkPNa4DBFHI

From service dog to SURFice dog – Inspirational video

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Breakfast at Ginger’s- Golden Retriever dog eats with hands ….For ALL dog lover’s*

I got this cute video emailed to me by……. CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

I thought it would brighten your day.

Have fun.

Even DOGS do it…LAUGH with DORAZ*

It was a Saturday evening and Joseph and his wife, Ann, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and both were now giving each other the “silent treatment,” vowing not to be the first one to speak.

However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always awoke at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am to get ready for an early morning golf session with his buddies. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and thus lose the “battle”), Joseph wrote on a piece of paper,

“Ann, please wake me at 5:00am.”

The next morning, Joseph woke up at 9am, having missed his tee time with his friends. Furious, Joseph was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t awakened him when he noticed a piece of paperon his nightstand. The note read,

“Joseph, it’s 5:00am. Wake up.”

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WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU USED THE “SILENT TREATMENT?”

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KING MUTT….cute photo*

PET CARTOON HUMOR….LAUGH with DORAZ*

New Puppy….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Two blondes went to the pound where each adopted a puppy. The joy of their new best friend was quickly overshadowed when they got home and the first blonde said, “I think we’re in trouble, how are we going to tell them apart?”

This lead to several hours of concentration until finally, the second blonde said, “I’ve got an idea. We’ll tie a red bow around my puppy and a blue bow around yours.”

The next day the first blonde comes running up to the second when she got home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled the ribbons off while they were playing.”

“OK, we need to find a better way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde. After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars.

Again, the next day, the first blonde comes running up to the second as soon as she gets home, “Oh no, I can’t tell whose puppy is whose. They’ve pulled their collars off while they were playing.”

“There’s got to be some way to tell them apart,” says the second blonde.

After several more hours of concentration, the first blonde finally comes up with another idea, “I know! Why don’t you take the black one and I’ll take the white one!”