Pudsy, the dancing dog

This is a cute video of Pudsy, the dancing dog from England’s America’s Got Talent.
Hope you like it. Have a dancing, fun week!

GREEN STUFF…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Wow, dude… I went through your bag, man, and I found this
Little bag of green stuff. So I totally ate it.
Awesome. Got any munchies? I can’t feel my tongue…. Hahahaha

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WHEN YOU GET THE MUNCHIES….WHAT DO YOU REACH FOR?

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From service dog to SURFice dog – Inspirational video

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

Breakfast at Ginger’s- Golden Retriever dog eats with hands ….For ALL dog lover’s*

I got this cute video emailed to me by……. CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

I thought it would brighten your day.

Have fun.

KING MUTT….cute photo*

Chihuahua?……LAUGH with DORAZ*

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “Hey buddy, can’t you read that sign? It says no dogs allowed! Get that mutt out of here!” The man replies, “No, I can’t read the sign – I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog.” The bartender is embarrassed and gives the man a beer on the house. Later that day, the guy is telling his friend about it: “I told him I was blind and I got a free beer!” The friend then takes his dog into the bar and sits down, and the bartender says, “The sign says no dogs allowed! You’ll have to leave!” The friend says, “Sorry, I can’t see the sign because I’m blind, and this is my seeing eye dog.” The bartender replies, “Since when do they give out Chihuahuas as seeing eye dogs?” The man says, “They gave me a Chihuahua?”

LAUGH with DORAZ* Now THAT’S a guard dog!

Whether you own a dog or not, you must appreciate the efforts of this owner to sell her dog. Read the sales pitch below!!!

Dog For Sale
Free
to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as
there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat.
Most of them knew him as

‘Holy Sh*t.’

Thanks to Kristi for this one!

LAUGH with DORAZ……A Dog’s Questions to God

Funny Dog Stories

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities?

Dear God, When we get to heaven can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,The colt, the stingray and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the Chrysler Eagle the Chrysler Beagle?

Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, If we come back as humans, is that good, or bad?

Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake hands to get in?

Dear God, Are there dogs on other planets or are we alone? I have been howling at the moon and stars for a long time, but all I ever hear back is the Schnauzer across the street.

Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID’s, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

Dear God, May I have my testicles back?

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES…LAUGH with DORAZ

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask , If I died, would you get another dog?

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

SAY HELLO TO…
DENNIS

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least:

14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

Thanks to my good friend, who breeds Poodles…..KRISTI

SMILE………It’s FRIDAY!

This dog reminds me of my dog…GINGER…who I had for 17 years! I loved her, so much! She was my best friend. If you have/had a dog, what is/was their name?