Joke :Men vs Women..laundry

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every day. There is always something in the hamper that we MUST have, even though we have tons of other clothes in the closet we could be wearing! A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his P.E. pants that were hip about ten years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, call his buddies for support, and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat! Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth. Try coffee bars instead!

Next time you are at the laundrymat, study peoples faces. It will really entertain you while you are waiting for your clothes! Try to have an” intelligent “conversation with someone. Most of the time the most you get out of someone is , Uh ha, Yep, That’s right,really,…if you get a whole sentence, your doing great!

Men vs Women…Children!

OFFSPRING: Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and soccer games and romances and best friends and favorite foods and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

Well, at on time this may have been more true than in today’s times. I believe I need to give credit where credit is due. A lot of men take their responsibilities very seriously when it comes to their children. I see them get very involved in their everyday stuff. Sometimes more so then the mother’s! I am also sure that there are families who have mom’s that can agree 100% with the above statement, right? Some dad’s are in la la land! Oh well, such is life! You gotta laugh. I believe most people mean well, they just have a weird way of showing it!

Pick a Man or a Woman?

If I had a choice, would I rather be a woman or a man? Right now I am a woman and I am comfortable with this gender. If I got to change it for a day, would I? I think I would like to. Reason is, I want to see what a guy has to go through each day. We THINK we know what a guy must experience, but we do not REALLY know. I would love to just see all the stuff they have to put up with each day from other people. It could be the reactions they get from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, and who ever else they run into…that would interest me. I think a man should also do the same and REALLY get to understand what us woman have to put up with! Anyone agree?

 

Smile….Laugh….Experience Life!

Laugh!. …Men vs Women..bathrooms!

BATHROOMS: A man has six items in his bathroom-a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn. The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

I thought this was funny! I recently went to Maui with my friend and I happened  to go into her bathroom! Boy, she had so much stuff on her vanity, I started to laugh like crazy. She had something for every possible thing you might need! I ,on the other hand, had just as much..but I had it all hid in a cosmetic bag..a real BIG cosmetic bag! Are you guys the same?

Gotta smile. Gotta Laugh.