I’M SICK OF IT…..a series of thoughts/questions I have …..4/12/12

This next thought relates to all of you. When it comes to men and women understanding one another, you have to admit that things do get weird at times. I am not talking about every aspect of relationships. That would be something I could write a book about. lol I am referring to the way that men and women communicate. Maybe I should have said the way they DO NOT communicate. lol Here is my thought.

Why do men and women speak different languages and have failure in communicating what the heck they are trying to say?

I believe that unless you happen to actually speak different languages, there should not be such a struggle. lol I believe part of the reason is because men tend to “think about” what they are going to say and women just “say it!”I kind of like the “just say it” better. The reason is, I am speaking from the emotions I am feeling at that particular time and the other person should be able to recognize them. (Of course, this is not always the case.) Men who sit there and have that puzzled look on their face because they do not know what to say without the fear of being yelled at, I tend to feel sorry for. A man should be able to express his emotions as well and the other party should be sensitive to them. I always take a breath and smile before I answer my hubby. That helps me to observe. It helps me to respond in a positive way instead of saying things like, :What an a**hole!” lol

There always tends to be an underlying situation brewing in the other person that makes them say and do what they say and do. Be aware of that. Be sensitive of that. Do not just “look” for a reason to get into a fight. Look for a reason to show “love to one another.”

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Advertisement

Even DOGS do it…LAUGH with DORAZ*

It was a Saturday evening and Joseph and his wife, Ann, had just gotten into their third argument of the day and both were now giving each other the “silent treatment,” vowing not to be the first one to speak.

However, at bedtime, Joseph realized that he would need his wife, who always awoke at 4:30am to wake him at 5:00am to get ready for an early morning golf session with his buddies. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and thus lose the “battle”), Joseph wrote on a piece of paper,

“Ann, please wake me at 5:00am.”

The next morning, Joseph woke up at 9am, having missed his tee time with his friends. Furious, Joseph was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t awakened him when he noticed a piece of paperon his nightstand. The note read,

“Joseph, it’s 5:00am. Wake up.”

*
*
*
WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU USED THE “SILENT TREATMENT?”

*
*
*

EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?*

WHAT IS THE CRAZIEST PICK UP LINE THAT YOU HAVE EVER USED OR THAT HAS BEEN USED…ON YOU!

LAUGH with DORAZ….DATING ON THE FARM*

There once was a farmer who was raising three daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered the late teens, the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date.

This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, “Hi, my name’s Joe. I’m here for Flo. We’re going to the show, is she ready to go?” The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, “My name’s Eddie. I’m here for Betty. We’re gonna get some spaghetti. Is she ready?” Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.

The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door. The boy started off, “Hi, my name’s Chuck…” And the farmer shot him.

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…………2/15*

Would you want to go to a party with someone who invited you, but set “limits” on your behavior there?

Have You Been Out With This Guy?…….

I got the following information from the March 2009 Glamour magazine I picked up today. It’s about an article written by Jake, the resident male columnist, and some advice on where you DON’T want to go in your love life. Jake says the 6 men you shouldn’t date are: 1. Rebound Guy 2. Disappearing Guy 3. Slick Guy 4. Rude Guy 5. Grabby Guy and 6. Last year’s Guy. He claims the rebound guy is in a healing state and needs to totally get over his X before he can truly appreciate someone new in his life. Makes sense to me. He claims the disappearing guys give away is erractic contact. He will give excuses and not call you on a daily basis. He claims it’s the type of guy who hasn’t seen you in a week and then calls and wants to see you in a hour! He claims the slick guy will leave you feeling rejected because he is too into his sports car and high tech phone to show you his real insecurities! He claims with the grabby guy you have to set up the respect factor when it comes to touching you! He says if you don’t do this, you’re sending the message of a green light to him! Last year’s guy, he claims, may be very tempting when you are feeling lonely…but do not go back in time. He says that what it is that made you break up in the first place, will resurface and it will happen again! He says it is better to move on! So, I think Jake brings up some interesting points. He gives the male perspective of relationships and what is going on in the guys head. Does he make sense to you? Do any of these guys sound familiar?

Just great!……Something else to worry about…….CARTOON……..Funny-)*

JOKE & CARTOON of the NIGHT………..12/8

9 Types of Boyfriends

Joe Sensitive – “After I wash the dishes, let’s cuddle, OK?”
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup
Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus – “People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let’s stay home and watch TV.”
Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
Advantages: Stays put; predictable
Disadvantages: Royal pain in the butt

Flinchy – “I–I’m sorry for whatever it was I did.”
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled
Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot – “Shut yer trap, I’m thinkin’.”
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big ‘n’ Dumb
Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones – “Zzzzzz”
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
Advantages: Well rested; easy target
Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams

The Sneak – “Who, me?”
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, Son of a Bitch
Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
Disadvantages: May be having time of his life

Ace of Hearts – “After I wash the dishes, let’s make love like crazed weasels, OK?”
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
Advantages: Perpetually aroused
Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer – “Someday I’m going to be rich and famous. I don’t know how, but–”
Also known as: Struggling Artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind
Advantages: Tells good stories
Disadvantages: Will turn into “Old Man Grumpus”

Mr. Right – “While the servants wash the dishes, let’s make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?”
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
Advantages: Answer to a woman’s prayer
Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

Joke :Men vs Women..laundry

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every day. There is always something in the hamper that we MUST have, even though we have tons of other clothes in the closet we could be wearing! A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his P.E. pants that were hip about ten years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, call his buddies for support, and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat! Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth. Try coffee bars instead!

Next time you are at the laundrymat, study peoples faces. It will really entertain you while you are waiting for your clothes! Try to have an” intelligent “conversation with someone. Most of the time the most you get out of someone is , Uh ha, Yep, That’s right,really,…if you get a whole sentence, your doing great!

Come On,Let’s Do It!!!!!!

I have a few friends who are in relationships that have been going on for sooooo long. It does not get past the dating and hanging out phase. It seems like they are just in limbo land trying to figure out what they are going to do with their lives and then their lives together. Well, how long is this suppose to go on before you realize that the relationship is NOT GOING ANYWHERE ELSE???????
I think people should place a limit on relationships. If two people happen to be on the same page in life, that’s cool. If two people are just out there and they don’t even know what is going on with their life….TIME TO MOVE ON. Do not get me wrong, I am all for people working things out…but, set a limit people. As the years go on and you are not going anywhere in your relationship, remember……you are not getting any younger! Remember that.
So, I guess what I am trying to say is believe in your instincts. If you can not figure it out, get help. Do not waste your life. Live it instead! It is a lot more fun and rewarding!