NO MORE PEP TALKS FOLKS 10/8/15

Well, I decided that I do not like doing a pep talk everyday because I think I need to do it. I just want to give a pep talk when I feel like giving a pep talk. I am not a coach, but I guess it is kind of the same thing. When I feel like I am getting a sign to post a pep talk, I will. Meanwhile, I will just keep being me and doing whatever sounds good or looks good. I hope you all have plans for a fun weekend. I need a break, so I am going with my hubby to Dana Point for the weekend. I have heard many nice things about it. I plan on just relaxing and doing what ever I feel like doing. Sounds good to me right now. So, I will be seeing you all in a few days. Stay healthy and have fun.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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More Men……

Hope you are all well and happy. I sure am. My son who moved to Texas is back home. All is good. He will be starting a new job here. I am soooo happy! I hope you all find peace and happiness in your life. Be sure to vote. You matter!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

A Few Laughs…..

1. Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey 😛

2. Tips to reduce weight: First turn your head to the right, and then turn it to the left. Repeat the exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

3. At the end of the day, one thing we have in common is that we are all screwed up in some way.

4. I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..it’s called super glue.

5. The awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight :)6. TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!

7. Two roommates were watching the news. News: Serial killer on the loose. Blonde: Oh no! (runs to kitchen) Brunette: What are you doing? Blonde: Saving my cereal!

8. Wife standing in front of a mirror and telling to her husband, “I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment?” Husband replied, “Your eyesight is still excellent.”

9. One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping. Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note: “Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Love, Dad.”

10. What is meant by Mixed Emotions? Your enemy falls from 17th floor on your brand new Audi and you don’t know whether to laugh or cry!

Hope you had a few laughs.

Have a fun day.

MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS*

This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious.

Once you find him – you think, why didn’t I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded:
If you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to Sharpen your mind.
Make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Thomas A. Edison

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING*

WHAT or WHO ….GETS YOU TO LAUGH THE MOST DURING THE HOLIDAY GET-TOGETHER?

Holiday Food Contest*

YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED AS A JUDGE FOR A HOLIDAY FOOD CONTEST. WHAT TYPE OF FOOD WOULD YOU ENJOY TASTING AND JUDGING?

Smile of the Day……….*

I love cooking with wine.

Sometimes I even put some in the food.