WHAT DESSERT ARE YOU….LAUGH with DORAZ*

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose

(sorry, you can only pick one)!

Trust me….this is very accurate.

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

REMEMBER – No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when
You do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.

ALSO, SEND=IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.

DON’T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE
SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT.

Here are your
Choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon
Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No, you can’t
Change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about
What your choice will be.

OK – Now that you’ve made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you…

SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE —

Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all
Warm and fuzzy items. A little Nutty at times. Sometimes you Need an ice cream cone at the end of the Day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at Times.

2. BROWNIES —

You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are
a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When Tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the Oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You Tend to be very loyal…

3. LEMON MERINGUE —

Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent Caregiver and a good teacher.
But don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your Own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and Have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE
ICING —

Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very Indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker… Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE —

Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted On in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can
Be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like To do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH
CHOCOLATE ICING–

Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very Creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to Have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take Chances. Will not settle for anything average in life.. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM —

You like sports, whether it be baseball, Football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like To participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don’t Like to give up the remote control. You tend to be Self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE —

You are a very fun loving person, who Likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang Out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a Little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.. You Were meant to lead and teach others.. A wonderful role Model.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT USING A DESSERT TO FIGURE OUT YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Thanks to Pam S. for this one!

CARLIC or PEPPER ANYONE?

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WHAT FOOD DO YOU FIND YOURSELF ADDING MORE SPICES TO?

Thanksgiving Fun…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t eat this much!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys Thanksgiving! Aren’t you?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive the stuffing too!

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What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
He had an arrow escape.
What is your favorite thing to make for Thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations!
Asked to write a composition entitled, “What I’m thankful for on Thanksgiving,” a student wrote, “I am thankful that I’m not a turkey.”

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any leftovers?

CHOCOLATE and ME*

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DO YOU LIKE MILK CHOCOLATE… DARK CHOCOLATE… WHITE CHOCOLATE OR NO CHOCOLATE?

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Diet Advice

“Never eat more chocolate than you can lift.

A balanced diet is a chocolate in each hand!

Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite, and you’ll eat less.

Empty calories: A hollow chocolate bunny?

Hollow chocolate has no calories.

Exercise is a dirty word… Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”

5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE..too easy…too good!

I first posted this DELICIOUS RECIPE……on Tuesday, October 28, 2008. The recipe got a lot of hits! Everyone loved it! I thought it would be GREAT for the holidays! Let me know what you think after you make it!

5 Minute Chocolate Mug Cake
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4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons sugar
2 tablespoons cocoa
1 egg
3 tablespoons milk
3 tablespoons oil
3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional)
a small splash of vanilla extract
1 large coffee mugAdd dry ingredients to mug, and mix well. Add the egg and mix thoroughly.
Pour in the milk and oil and mix well.
Add the chocolate chips (if using) and vanilla extract, and mix again.
Put your mug in the microwave and cook for 3 minutes at 1000 watts.
The cake will rise over the top of the mug, but don’t be alarmed!
Allow to cool a little, and tip out onto a plate if desired.
EAT! (this can serve 2 if you want to feel slightly more virtuous).

 

And why is this the most dangerous cake recipe in the world?
Because now we are all only 5 minutes away from chocolate cake at any time of the day or night!

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Chocolate Pudding in a Mug
Serves 1

In the early days of microwave ovens, a recipe like this was always part of the demonstrations given by manufacturers’ home economists. It proved how fast and how much fun the microwave could be. It still does.
1 tablespoon cornstarch

2 tablespoons cocoa powder

2 tablespoons sugar

3/4 cup milk

1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract

1. In a large mug (at least 12 ounces), dissolve the cornstarch, cocoa, and sugar in the milk.

2. Microwave on high for 90 seconds, or until mixture boils.

3. Stir in the vanilla extract.

4. Chill in the refrigerator at least 1 hour.

Substitutions: Instead of cocoa, use 3 tablespoons chocolate bits. Stir them into the hot pudding with the vanilla. Instead of vanilla, use orange zest, grated or very finely julienned.

Idea from my friends. Let me know if any good! Will also try it.

You have KRISTI to thank for this one!

SPACE ADVENTURE*

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SOON…YOU WILL BE GOING INTO SPACE….TO THE MOON, FOR 6 MONTHS. WHAT WOULD YOU LOVE TO HAVE AS YOUR LAST “REAL MEAL” ON EARTH BEFORE YOU GO?

Diana Krall – Fly me to the moon

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Fun Cartoon for a Saturday~~~*

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If you shop at COSTCO…you will get this CARTOON from Kristi*

“Are you going to eat that?”

A guy sits down in a Cafe’ and asks for the hot chile.
The waitress says, “The guy next to you got the last bowl.”
He looks over and sees that the guy’s finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.
He says, “Are you going to eat that?”
The other guy says, “No. Help yourself.”
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, “That’s about as far as I got, too.”

Have a Relaxing Thanksgiving………….lot’s of stuff here for ya…have time?

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda piece of pumpkin pie?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Alva.
Alva who?
Alva nother piece please!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier fork for dessert.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara.
Tamara who?
Tamara we’ll have turkey leftovers!

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