MAN IN THE COFFEE BEANS*

This is bizarre – after you find the guy – it’s so obvious.

Once you find him – you think, why didn’t I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded:
If you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, the right half of your brain is better developed than most people.
If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, the right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to Sharpen your mind.
Make that part of the brain stronger!!!

And, yes, the man is really there!

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE TESTS?
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The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
Thomas A. Edison

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FRAPP-AHOLIC’s……………*

Hello, my name is Luisa Doraz…and YES, I am a
FRAPP-AHOLIC! I must admit that I live and dream for my daily frapp! I reward myself, rather nicely…I might add…with all kinds of frapp’s! I was trying the mocha ones, the double chocolate chip ones, the coffee vanilla ones, the java chip ones, and the vanilla bean ones! I must add that I ALWAYS added whipped cream and chocolate drizzle. That is until today! One of my friends, or should I say X-friends….showed me the calorie count that just happened to be available! I took a look, because I figured it could not be SO bad, right? BOY, WAS I WRONG! I will not even tell you all what I saw….it is TOO DEPRESSING! I made a choice today. After reading the differences between the LIGHT or the REGULAR, I figured I would TRY the light double chocolate chip…no whipped cream or chocolate drizzle. As I was trying it, I looked at myself in the mirror and decided….THESE ARE GREAT! I am going to stick with this game plan. A medium has 220 calories. I can work with burning that off at the gym! What a day! You?

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

A Poem about love for your alarm clock~~~~

There goes that alarm again..
What to do and what to say…
Do I get my butt out of bed…
Or do I just say, “Hey!”

I smack it once, it does not die…
I give it my best “evil eye!”
It will not die, it wants to be mean…
I am SO aggravated, I just want to SCREAM!

So, I SCREAM my best…
“I just want to rest!”
Just then I smell the coffee downstairs!
When that happened, away with my cares!

#1 rule to remember….drink coffee upon awakening…place coffee pot near bed!
Hey, my new alarm clock!

Time for a cup of coffee?…….Happy Middle of the Week!!!

Well, it is the middle of the week! Thought it would be a good time to stop in and have some coffee with you! Things have a way of slowing down to a more workable speed on Wednesdays, huh? We just have a few more days to go, and it is the weekend! YES! I always meet my friend, Deb for lunch on Wednesday. She is a teacher friend who only gets 45 minutes, but we always have a lot of fun anyway! We usually make a quick run to a local place that we can get food fast, and we sit and gossip the rest of the time! Some days we even treat ourselves to an ice cream, on the way back to her school! She and I really look forward to our lunches! We always seem to be in “happy” moods on Wednesday, the middle of the work week! So, hope you are all enjoying the week , so far! Make some “different” plans for the weekend, surprise someone! I plan on spending some “fun time” with a few friends, basically doing nothing special…we usually just go with the flow! What can I say? That’s California for ya! So, nice having a cup of coffee with you and catching up on things…for a bit anyways! Have a GREAT rest of the week! Oh, by the way…I made the coffee regular for you, not decaf! See, I remembered!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

How Bad do you NEED a Coffee ???…..-)*

Jim was in a terrible wreck. He was taken to the hospital where he remained comatose for two weeks and when he awoke he was ravenous. Finding the call button he rang for the nurse and asked if he could have something to eat.

She told him, “You have a broken jaw and it is wired shut. I can’t think of anything that you could eat in that condition.”

“Well, could I ‘please’ have a cup of coffee?” Jim asked through his clenched jaw.

“We’ll try,” the nurse told him. “Maybe we can get a straw between your teeth.”

But try as they would, it just wouldn’t go. Jim grumbled and moaned and swore he was going to die without coffee until the nurse finally said, “Maybe we could give it to you in an enema.”

She fixed up the syringe and began to administer it when suddenly Jim winced and drew up.

“Is it too hot?” the nurse asked.

“No, but could you please put some sugar in it?”

Joke :Men vs Women..laundry

LAUNDRY: Women do laundry every day. There is always something in the hamper that we MUST have, even though we have tons of other clothes in the closet we could be wearing! A man will wear every article of clothing he owns, including his P.E. pants that were hip about ten years ago, before he will do his laundry. When he is finally out of clothes, he will wear a dirty sweatshirt inside out, call his buddies for support, and take his mountain of clothes to the Laundromat! Men always expect to meet beautiful women at the Laundromat. This is a myth. Try coffee bars instead!

Next time you are at the laundrymat, study peoples faces. It will really entertain you while you are waiting for your clothes! Try to have an” intelligent “conversation with someone. Most of the time the most you get out of someone is , Uh ha, Yep, That’s right,really,…if you get a whole sentence, your doing great!