Believe in Yourself*

Get up in the morning
Give thanks for what you have
Look at all of the good things in your life
Do not dwell on the evil
Focus on the GOOD.

Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz

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THE MAGIC CAT*

My friends, Pat & Fran..just sent me this. I just had to share it. This cat is AMAZING! Use the LEFT/RIGHT KEYS to turn the page.Try it……

VIEW THE AMAZING CAT HERE

Equal Opportunity Employer……LAUGH with DORAZ*

A business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following:
HELP WANTED
Must be able to type, have computer skills, and be
bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

A dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined a bit.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However, the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog jumped up on a chair and stared at the manager. The manager said “I can’t hire you. The sign says you have to be able to type.”

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and gave it to him, then jumped back up on the chair. The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, “The sign also says you have to be good with a computer.”

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to enter and execute a perfect spreadsheet that worked flawlessly the first time.

By this time, the manager was totally dumb-founded! He looked at the dog and said, “I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I still can’t give you the job.”

The dog jumped down and went over to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the sentence about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said “Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual.” The dog looked at that manager calmly and said, “Meow.”

ANNOYANCE*

WHAT DOES A PET OF YOURS DO THAT IS THE MOST ANNOYING TO OTHERS?

LAUGH with DORAZ…Barking Dogs*

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife was barking at the front door who would you let in first and why? A. The dog. Why? Well because he will quit barking when you let it in!!!

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An exhausted blonde dragged herself to the doctor’s office.

“Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood,” she said.

“They bark all day and all night, and I can’t get a wink of sleep.”

“I’m going to prescribe some sleeping pills,” said the doctor.

“A few of these and your troubles will be over.”

“Great,” said the blonde.

“I’ll try anything.”

A few weeks later, the blonde returned, looking worse than ever.

“Doctor, it didn’t work! I’m more tired than before!”

“I don’t understand how that could be,” said the doctor, shaking his head.

“Those are the strongest pills on the market!”

“Maybe so,” said the blonde, “but I’m still up all night chasing those dogs, and when I finally catch one, it’s hell getting him to swallow the pill!”

I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!**

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the Other, ‘Windy,
isn’t it?’ ‘No,’ the second man replied,
‘it’s Thursday.’ And the third man chimed in,
‘So am I, Let’s have a beer.’

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I have lots more jokes at my other blog…….
LAUGH with DORAZ

Thanks to Pam

Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…5/9*

If you could set up a RESCUE SHELTER at your home…no limitations,,,what would you rescue and why?

DORAZ is………….

PRESENTING AN AWARD TO:

Dennis’s Diary of Destruction
Featuring the exploits of Dennis the Rescue Vizsla, Tucker the Other Vizsla, Trixie the Mutt, and Trouble the Cat.

When I go for my daily stroll of my favorite blogs, I am always AMAZED at this one! There is always fascinating adventures! There is always a great display of fellowship amongst friends! I am never disappointed! Dennis, Tucker, Dixie, and Trouble always know how to access a problem, and go full speed ahead to solve it! They always have a smile on their face while doing so! So, please stop by and say hi to them all! You will be happy you did!

Dennis

Your friend,

Luisa Doraz!

How bad is the economy? Cute…..

It is very, very bad…..

(Cats are so dramatic)

Thanks to Kristi for this one!!!

IS THIS YOU ???~~~FUNNY CAT PHOTO~~~*