This bird rocks! It’s a wonder he doesn’t fall
off his perch from exhaustion.
Thanks Kristi!
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If you race your PET, in what ever they do best, what would be the final result?
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Scooter:…..”How long does that Bird Brain think I can stay up here without all my comforts of home? Where is that cat, anyway? Best I get out of here, QUICK!”
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Thanks to Pam!
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Doraz……….Scooter……….Bug……….Pilot
A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.
Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.
Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.
“What happened?” the man asks, “You were in there for hours and yet you’re not only alive but you’re sweating like crazy?”
The cockatiel pants: “Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?”
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This Is AMAZING!!!
Until now I never fully understood how to tell the difference between male and female birds. I always thought it had to be determined surgically.
Until now.
Below are two birds. Study them closely… See if you can
identify which one of the two is the female. It can be done. Even by someone with limited bird watching skills.
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Thanks to Kristi………..
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz
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Believe in Yourself 