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The holidays are around the corner. You know what that means? Lots and lots of happy people, but even more ANGRY people. I just love to see the holidays bring out the very best in people, but all is takes is one person who is ANGRY to throw that feeling away! So, this year I decided something. I am not going to say ANYTHING to angry people. I am just going to let them be angry. I am going to just smile and go the other way. I have to understand, even more so this year, that people are worried .Some people do stupid things when they are worried.So, if I see someone walking around like this bear, with that, “Look to kill” .in their eyes………. I’M OUT OF THERE!

A Christian Deed

An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.

He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

He triped and fell on the ground.

He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”

The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?”

“Very well,” said the voice.

The light went out.

The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen.”

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Women Rule…….”Gonna be a Bear!”……..yeah!

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