Ahhhhh… What a CUTE BABY you have there*

AT THIS POINT IN YOUR LIFE……WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR FIRST THOUGHTS WHEN YOU SEE A BABY?

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There are BABIES everywhere!!!!!!!

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest
of his family who were waiting for the news: “We had twins!”

The family was so excited they immediately asked, “Who do they look
like?”

The father paused, smiled, and said, “Each other.”

A man goes to the Birth Registration Office to register his newborn son.

The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies, “Euro.”

The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it’s a currency.

The man says: “What? There weren’t any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.”

CAN YOU SEE THE BABY?

Evil Twist……..

I was looking at some of the stuff a person would sing to their small children, and wow…bad. Just look at the song ” Rock a bye baby.”

It starts out, ” Rock a bye baby on the tree top”…What are they doing on a TREE TOP? Who in their right mind would think of putting their kid up a tree????

“When the wind blows, the cradle will rock” Well, dah!!!

“When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall” Should this be a big surprise to people! Of course it will fall!

“And down will come baby, cradle and all” I mean, is this from an intelligent society or what? Of course it will fall. You should have thought of this BEFORE you put your little kid UP IN A TREE!!!!!