PRINCESS AND A FROG….yum yum JOKE*

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess lap and said “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, the princess had frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce in her dinner.

HAVE FUN…

LAUGH…

SMILE…

Distraction…. a POEM*

So I am thinking about the world

Wondering how everyone can get feed EVERY day

I am sad that so many are not well

I am wondering how I can help

I wish I had unlimited funds available

I would divide them all fairly

I would make sure everyone had a place to live

That everyone could feel the embrace of LOVE

As I get deeper into my thoughts

I begin to notice a weight on my shoulders

I am gravitated to my chair

To reflect on the world as it is

The more I reflect

The more I realize that I am only one

I realize that the world needs to unite

The world needs to be reading the same book

So now what I am doing is packing up my RV

I need a distraction

I need to see the BEAUTY of the world

I need to remain balanced

so I can do my part

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Embrace of Love…a POEM*

Your unconditional embrace gives me strength

Your forgiveness holds the way to my destiny

Your confidence in me gives me hope

Your love for me exceeds all of my dreams

For this, I give you everlasting praise

With all my Love

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

The Nun in Hooters…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A nun, badly needing to
use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place
was hopping with music and loud conversation nd every once
in a while ‘the lights would turn
off.’

Each time
the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However,
when the revelers saw the nun, the room went ead silent.
She walked
up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the
restroom?

The
bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there
is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
leaf.’

‘Well,
in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said
the nun.

So the
bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant.

After a
few minutes, she came back out, and the whole lace stopped
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.

She went
to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?’

‘Well,
now they know you’re one of us,’ said the
bartender,’Would you like a
drink?’

‘No
thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the
puzzled nun.
‘You
see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone
lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lighto
out.’

‘Now,
how about that drink?'”

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WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF ART?
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Thanks to Kristi for this one!