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Thanks to my good friend Deb for sharing these!

Rejected card greetings………
“Thanks for being a part of my life!!!…
— I never knew what evil was before this!”
“Before you go,…
I would like you to take this knife out of my back.
— You’ll probably need it again.”
“Someday I hope to get married…
— but not to you.”
“You look great for your age…
— Almost Lifelike!”
“When we were together, you always said you’d die for me…
— Now that we’ve broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.”
“I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend…
— So here’s his leash, water bowl and chew toys.”
“We have been friends for a very long time…
— What do you say we call it quits?”
“I’m so miserable without you…
— It’s almost like you’re here.”
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