EYE COLOR AND PERSONALITY TRAITS…T or F …you decide

Blue eyes

People with blue eyes have the longest lasting relationships. They tend to be kind, pretty or handsome and are very good kissers.

Green eyes

People with green eyes have the most passion when they are in relationships, and they have long lasting relationships. . They long for the touch of another.

Brown eyes

People with brown eyes are very attractive, adorable, love to make new friends. Will do anything for that special person. Kind and polite Can make anyone laugh or cheer them up. They love to please the one they care or love for, and are the greatest kissers of all.

Hazel eyes

People with hazel eyes are GORGEOUS. They have the most unusual relationships. They’re awesome at diversity and trying new things and very rarely will say no to ANY challenge.

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EYE COLOR; What does it say about your personality?

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Brown Eyes: Cares deeply for family, affectionate with a serious nature

Light Blue Eyes: Peaceful with low physical endurance.

Hazel Eyes: Easily bored and mentally agile.

Deep Blue Eyes :Spiritual, intense computer loverz!

Green Eyes: Curious, intelligent, jealous.

Blue/grey Eyes:  Humanitarian with an altrustic nature.

Grey Eyes : Analytical, clear thinking, philosophical.

Well, does any of this apply to you? I found these on the internet and thought I would share them with you.. for fun!! Hope you liked it!!

Should I buy ANOTHER “little blacK dress?”……….*)*

It never fails. EVERY TIME  I go shopping, I ALWAYS seem to find that “little black dress” on SALE! I ask myself, ” Do I want ANOTHER “little black dress” to add to my collection…or do I want to perhaps look for something in another color!! Then I see someone making a run in my direction..she spotted it, too…So, I grabbed it and held on to it, so I could decide. Meanwhile, this chick is giving me the “evil eye!” I decide to try it on. Just then, the sales clerk decides to wake up and come help me! I say, “great!” So, I go in the dressing room, and of course there is NO MIRROR…so, I am forced to exit the dressing room!! Of course, the sales clerk is there!! She then gives me “that look.! She says, ” Perhaps we should see if it comes in another size.” Well, I was then picturing the police coming, arresting me, taking me to jail, and then calling my husband…who would LEAVE ME THERE! So, I just smiled , dropped the dress in the chair, and FINALLY decided…I did not NEED ANOTHER “LITTLE BLACK DRESS, the other chick could have it!!!!!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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INSTALLING A HUSBAND………….*)*.

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Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in
overall system performance, particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications, which operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 ..

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other
valuable programs, such as: Romance 9.5 and
Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:

· NBA 5.0
· NFL 3.0 · Golf Clubs 4.1

Also Conversation 8. 0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

– Please note that I have tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate;

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5..0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html
and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the
applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above
application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

*** Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting and
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a
virus in the background that will eventually seize control
of all your system resources).

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported
applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program;
but it does have limited memory and cannot learn
new applications quickly. You might consider
buying additional software to improve memory
and performance. We recommend:

· Cooking 3.0
· Hot Lingerie 7.7

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Good Luck!
Tech Support

Love it Kristi, Thanks!