Like this VIEW?????

Everipedia.com.

HEADQUARTERS

As I start my day with my cup in hand,

I feel totally blessed to live in this land.

The freedom to become what we dream of to be.

The right and the honor to maintain our dignity.

Work and stay focused on what is your plan.

Always remain positive with a smile close at hand!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Advertisement

Endless

Your choices are many

Your decisions should be sound

Your abilities in place

Your determination in the lead

Stay focused on the present

Do not flash back to long ago

The present is what you have

The next step is yours

When you are alive and well

Your choices are endless

Put thought and consideration of others

Into the mix of your journey

May all of the endless possibilities

bring you growth in your persona.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

At peace…poem

Drifting into the twilight zone

I am calm and tranquil

The evils of the day have flown away

The magic of dreaming is in sight

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Just stopping in…

May you all be blessed with many special moments…
May love reach deep into your heart…
May smiles be familiar to your face…
and may you be forever embraced with the affection of
your family and friends.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Just talking…..

I am just being lazy today. I am exhausted from all of the activities of Thanksgiving. I was not even going to attempt shopping today. Did you?

I am just going to wait this year with gift buying. I have a few ideas, but I am not ready to take the leap. There are so many stores out there with deals, I am sure I will have no problem if I wait. What are you planning to do about shopping for gifts?

I really like to get into the spirit of this time of year. To me, it is a magical time. I wish it stayed the same way all year long, don’t you?

I am blessed to be in good health. I am blessed to have my family at home. I am blessed in many ways that I do not take for granted. Do you feel you need more blessings or do you have enough?

I will be stopping in every now and then. I am sure I will smile when I visit your blogs. Have fun with blogging. Have fun with life. It is meant to be lived.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Pudsy, the dancing dog

This is a cute video of Pudsy, the dancing dog from England’s America’s Got Talent.
Hope you like it. Have a dancing, fun week!

Wisdom from Maxine*

As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you all for your educational e-mails over the past year.

I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door without using a paper towel,

nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying

about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread because I can only imagine

what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving

because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because I can only

imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s handbag for fear she has placed it on

the floor of a public toilet.

I must send my special thanks for the email about rat poo

in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with

every envelope that needs sealing.

ALSO, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I can’t have a drink in a bar because I fear I’ll wake up in a bathtub

full of ice with my kidneys gone.

I can’t eat at KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant

freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.

I can’t use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a

water buffalo on a hot day.

Thanks to you I have learned that my prayers only get answered

if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

Because of your concern , I no longer drink Coca Cola because

it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer buy fuel without taking someone along to watch the car,

so a serial killer doesn’t crawl in my back seat when I’m filling up.

I no longer use Cling Wrap in the microwave because it causes

seven different types of cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water

in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, disfiguring

me for life.

I no longer go to the cinema because I could be pricked with a

needle infected with AIDS when I sit down.

I no longer go to shopping centers because someone will drug

me with a perfume sample and rob me..

And I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask

me to dial a number for which I will get a huge phone bill with calls to

Jamaica , Uganda , Singapore and Uzbekistan ..

Thanks to you I can’t use anyone’s toilet but mine because a

big black snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant

death when it bites my butt.

And thanks to your great advice I can’t ever pick up a

dime coin dropped in the car park because it was probably placed

there by a sex molester waiting to grab me as I bend over.

I can’t do any gardening because I’m afraid I’ll get bitten by the

Violin Spider and my hand will fall off.

If you don’t send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in

the next 70 minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land

on your head at 5:00 p.m. tomorrow afternoon, and the

fleas from 120 camels will infest your back, causing you

to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it

actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbors

ex mother-in-law’s second husband’s cousin’s best friend’s

beautician!

Oh, and by the way…

A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study,

has discovered that people with insufficient brain activity

read their e-mails with their hand on the mouse

Don’t bother taking it off now, it’s too late.

P. S. I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because

I was told by e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet..

Have fun. Live. Laugh. Love.

Smile often,

Luisa Doraz

CAN YOU JUGGLE LIKE THIS GUY CAN?…a video for you*

This needs to be watched with the sound on. He is SO good. I just had to share this one. Amazing……come see*

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

The Nun in Hooters…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A nun, badly needing to
use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place
was hopping with music and loud conversation nd every once
in a while ‘the lights would turn
off.’

Each time
the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However,
when the revelers saw the nun, the room went ead silent.
She walked
up to the bartender, and asked, ‘May I please use the
restroom?

The
bartender replied, ‘OK, but I should warn you that there
is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
leaf.’

‘Well,
in that case, I’ll just look the other way,’ said
the nun.

So the
bartender showed the nun to the back of the
restaurant.

After a
few minutes, she came back out, and the whole lace stopped
just long enough to give the nun a loud round of
applause.

She went
to the bartender and said, ‘Sir, I don’t understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the
restroom?’

‘Well,
now they know you’re one of us,’ said the
bartender,’Would you like a
drink?’

‘No
thank you, but, I still don’t understand,’ said the
puzzled nun.
‘You
see,’ laughed the bartender, ‘every time someone
lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lighto
out.’

‘Now,
how about that drink?'”

*
*
*
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF ART?
*
*
*

Thanks to Kristi for this one!

MASK for GARY*