YIPPEE…MY 2 YEAR BLOG ANNIVERSARY*

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With summer here…I am going into part time mode. It was either that, or stop all together for the summer. I did not like that option. lol So, I am proud of my two year commitment to my blog. I am proud of all I have done. I am proud to be your friend in blogging. I have over 1800 posts, so I may be running some of my favorites again.I thank you ALL for your dedication and support to my blog. I promise to keep a POSITIVE ATTITUDE and to SMILE…ALWAYS. Stay tuned now.

In summer, the song sings itself.
— William Carlos Williams

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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LAUGH with DORAZ……Anniversary Fun*

During their silver anniversary, a wife reminds her husband “Do you remember when you proposed to me? I was so overwhelmed that I didn’t talk for an hour.” The husband replies “Yes, honey, that was the happiest hour of my life.

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A couple were celebrating their Golden Wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of the long and happy marriage. ‘Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,’ explained the husband. ‘We visited the Grand Canyon and took at trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.” We proceeded a little further when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, “That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone half a mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife took a pistol out of her pocket and shot the mule. ‘I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, “That’s once.”

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Jamie asks his wife, Julie, what she wants to celebrate their 25th wedding anniversary. “Would you like a new mink coat?” he asks. “Not really,” says Julie. “Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?” says Jamie. “No,” she responds. “What about a new vacation home in the country?” he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a “No thanks.” “Well what would you like for your anniversary?” Jamie asks. “Jamie, I’d like a divorce,” answers Julie. “Sorry, I wasn’t planning to spend that much,” says Jamie.

LOVE & MARRIAGE*

ME AND MY DOG…..GINGER*

ME GETTING READY*

MY ANNIVERSARY IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER……GUESS HOW MANY YEARS THIS CRAZY LADY HAS BEEN MARRIED?

SPECIAL FLOWERS FOR THE WINNER………….

Funny…Laugh time…Smile……

A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago.
“The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most all of us have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?”
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, “Wedding cake.”