PLANET EARTH QUESTION*

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IF A FRIENDLY ALIEN LANDED ON OUR PLANET AND ASKED YOU…”WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT PLANET EARTH?”…WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU WOULD SAY?

LAUGH with DORAZ…..FUNNY WEDNESDAY*

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If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?””Yes” says the woman.”Did you hit him with that five iron?””Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.”How many times did you hit him?””I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times … just put me down for five.

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

~~~~~~~~ for my friends….Jaymie & blissbait

Happy now?

7/18…What do you have to say?

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Do you believe there might be another planet out there with people who look like us…or different? How so?

Attention…Aliens are coming…….

ATTENTION

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Aliens are coming to abduct all

the good looking and sexy people.

YOU WILL BE SAFE.

I am just posting this comment to say…

GOOD BYE

Thanks Lisa…I think?

”Sleeper” Space Aliens……*)*

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.; Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.

That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things.

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Just Thought I’d Ask You This Question…..3/19*

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What do you think is “OUT THERE” in our UNIVERSE?