PLANET EARTH QUESTION*

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IF A FRIENDLY ALIEN LANDED ON OUR PLANET AND ASKED YOU…”WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT PLANET EARTH?”…WHAT ARE 3 THINGS YOU WOULD SAY?

LAUGH with DORAZ…..FUNNY WEDNESDAY*

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If aliens are smart enough
to travel through space,
why do they keep abducting
the dumbest people on earth

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I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months.
I don’t like to interrupt her.

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Never Go to Bed Angry.
Stay Awake and Plot Your Revenge

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Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody golf club standing over a lifeless man.The detective asks, “Ma’am, is that your husband?””Yes” says the woman.”Did you hit him with that five iron?””Yes, yes, I did.” The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her, hands on her face.”How many times did you hit him?””I don’t know, five, six, maybe seven times … just put me down for five.

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Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

~~~~~~~~ for my friends….Jaymie & blissbait

Happy now?

Attention…Aliens are coming…….

ATTENTION

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Aliens are coming to abduct all

the good looking and sexy people.

YOU WILL BE SAFE.

I am just posting this comment to say…

GOOD BYE

Thanks Lisa…I think?