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I’M SICK OF IT…..a series of thoughts/questions I have …..4/30/12

I wish people would quit justifying marital affairs. Either you had an affair or you did not have an affair, right?

I am amazed at how people try to talk themselves out of situations they put themselves in. I mean, it is clear to me that the answer should be YES, I did or NO, I did not. Fess up and just get on with things. I believe if a relationship is so bad that you have to have an affair to make yourself feel better, FIRST, get a divorce or go to get help. If you do not think that your marriage can be saved, then end it. Simple as that. I do not believe that you need to involve innocent parties in your situation. I don’t know, you may not agree…but, this is MY opinion. Thanks for visiting.

Oh, by the way…I have been happily married since 1984.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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Funny Video for you~~~~

GOT MILK?

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Pam S. wanted me to share this one with you all! It has been around, but it is funny! Hope you like it! A classic!

Just some funnies~~~~~~*

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.

If a light-sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard-sleeper
sleep with?

What is the difference between Olympic swimmers and Olympic divers?
Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.

What does Popeye do to keep his favorite tool from rusting?
Sticks it in Olive Oyl.

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape

What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

They’re right! We do taste like chicken!

What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She’s going to eat me!

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

Smile of the Day………*

My darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident

I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it wasn’t too bad and

I really didn’t get hurt, so please don’t worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed

down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup

fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know

how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms

again.

Your loving wife.
XXX

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P.S. Your girlfriend called.

Thanks Kristi!

After 20 years…….gosh…it’s gonna get ugly!

A good friend just called. She was crying and very upset. She could not believe what just happened to her. She could not understand why  .It was her significant other. She always did everything for him. She always supported him. She gave up several key positions in her career just to help advance his. She was always faithful. She was always there. What does he do? He walks up to her one day and says he does not love her anymore. Just like that. No warning. No signs. He claims to be in love with a woman who has 2 children and is currently in the middle of her own divorce. She is 20 years younger. She is involved with a married man. Does she not understand this? Does she not care? Of course my friend is expecting to divorce. She has no choice. She tryed with all her strength to make it work. She was even willing to forgive and forget his affair! They even went to marriage counseling. The counselor said he was too far gone to work out their marriage. So, she is on her own again, after a 20 year committment. She is determined to live on. She is determined to be strong. She is determined to live her life. She knows she has a long journey in front of her, but she also knows she has support. I admire her courage. I admire her spirit. I admire her!

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Ouch, that hurt!……….this joke sizzles…..

A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they’d have to drastically alter their life-style.

“If you’ll just learn to cook,” he said, “we can fire the chef.”

“Okay,” she said. “And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener.”

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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.
— Socrates
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalog: ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
— Eleanor Roosevelt
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
— Mark Twain

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury
— Groucho Marx