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Mildred was very depressed when her husband died. She decided that she couldn’t go on in life without him and that she wanted to join him in heaven. Mildred wanted to shoot herself in the heart, guaranteeing death.

But she was afraid she might miss her heart and wind up a vegetable so she called the doctor for some information. “Doctor, where is the heart located?” asked Mildred.

The doctor answered, “Just below the left breast.”

A few hours later Mildred was emitted into emergancy with a gunshot wound to her knee!

Recipe for Friendship……

Friends come in all sizes.
They will support you….
And respect your creativity
for thinking outside the box….
They’re there when you need a shoulder to lean on.
Or a great big hug….
A true friend takes interest in
understanding what you’re all about….
They see beyond the black and white
to discover your true colors….
And accept you just the way you are…
Even when you just wake up in the morning
So make your own kind of music….
ollow your heart wherever it takes you….
And when someone reaches out to you,
Don’t be afraid to love them back….
They may just be a friend for life…
Practice patience and tolerance…..
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave…
And impossible to forget !

Why not share this with all your unforgettable friends today….I just did!

Have a Grrreat day and week !

Thanks to Kristi, my friend since 8th grade!