Sexy Italians

My friend Kristi sent me this and I thought it was so true. lol
I am full blooded Italian, of course.
I do not look that bad, I might add.
So, I wanted to cheer myself up when I saw this.
Hope you all got some smiles off of it. 🙂

This is the time when I wish you all a very happy life doing what makes you happy. Just keep it safe. Keep it healthy. Keep it real. Keep it fun, but peaceful!

I am still busy doing what I do. Hope you can come visit me at
Everipedia.com.

 

Believe in Yourself;

 

Luisa Doraz

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Mystic Eyes..poem

Really
You would like me to believe that?
What would be said of me?
What would alter in my being?
Who would I be looking at in the mirror?

I can not comply.
So be it.
I remain at peace.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Madison Rising – The Star Spangled Banner …VIDEO*

This has got to be one of the coolest rock bands around. I hope you all appreciate this song as much as I do.No matter where you are from, FREEDOM is a peaceful feeling to be able to have. May you all find love and peace this Thanksgiving week.

Find the time.

Find the moment.

Discover the good.

Ignore the ugly.

Hug one another.

Laugh instead of crying.

Smile instead of frowning.

Value the memories made.

Hold them deep in your heart.

No one can take them away.

Believe in Yourself’

Luisa Doraz

RETIRED HEALTH MESSAGE

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I rapidly realized that I don’t really give a rat’s hiney. It’s the tortoise life for me!
1.. If walking is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.
2.. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.
3.. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.
4.. A tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.
And you tell me to exercise?? I don’t think so.

I’m retired. Go around me.

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Now that I’m older here’s what I’ve discovered:
1. I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

2. My wild oats have turned into prunes and all-bran.

3. I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.

4. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

5. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

6. If all is not lost, where is it?

7. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

8. Some days, you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.

9. I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.

10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.

11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.

12. It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.

13. The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you’re in the bathroom.

14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he’d have put them on my knees.

15. When I’m finally holding all the cards, why does everyone want to play chess?

16. Its not hard to meet expenses . . . they’re everywhere.

17. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

18. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter . . .I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I’m hereafter

19. Funny, I don’t remember being absent-minded.

20. DID I SEND THESE TO YOU BEFORE……….??????

Have a fun week! Be sure to laugh and smile often.

Luisa Doraz

Secrets to losing WEIGHT fast*

What would the answer to that be? I need to hear about some NEW amazing way to lose weight fast. I am tired of losing it the slow way or NO WAY. lol I do understand that if you take weight off slowly, it tends to stay off longer. I do not believe in FAD diets. I believe in eating the right foods.

WHAT THE HE** ARE THE RIGHT FOODS?

Please explain!!!

Have a great week.

Believe in yourself;

Luisa Doraz

BURNING FOOD…LAUGH with DORAZ*

IF IT FITS IN THE TOASTER…I CAN COOK IT…Maxine

One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. “Get the owner’s manual!” her husband shouted.

“I can’t find it anywhere!” she cried, searching through the box.

“Oops!” came a voice from the kitchen. “Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s manual is burnt to a crisp.”

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WHAT HAVE YOU BURNT LATELY?????

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NEW STUDY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty interesting.

85% of women think their ass has grown too big since getting married..

10% of women think their ass is just as big as it was when they got married..

The other 5% say that they don’t care, they love him and would have married him anyway.

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WHAT DO YOU DO TO CONTROL YOUR CRAVINGS?
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This is for JINGLE…… GO SEE ALL THE PINK…..

Jingle

WHAT DESSERT ARE YOU….LAUGH with DORAZ*

If all of the eight desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose

(sorry, you can only pick one)!

Trust me….this is very accurate.

Pick your dessert, and then look to see what psychiatrists think about you.

REMEMBER – No Cheating. Make your choice before you check the meaning.

After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when
You do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject box above.

ALSO, SEND=IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.

DON’T FORGET TO CHANGE YOUR DESSERT CHOICE IN THE
SUBJECT BOX BEFORE YOU FORWARD IT.

Here are your
Choices:

1. Angel Food Cake

2. Brownies

3. Lemon
Meringue Pie

4. Vanilla Cake With Chocolate Icing

5. Strawberry Short Cake

6. Chocolate Cake With Chocolate Icing

7. Ice Cream

8. Carrot Cake

No, you can’t
Change your mind once you scroll down, so think carefully about
What your choice will be.

OK – Now that you’ve made your choice, this is what the researchers say about you…

SCROLL DOWN—No Cheating

1. ANGEL FOOD CAKE —

Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all
Warm and fuzzy items. A little Nutty at times. Sometimes you Need an ice cream cone at the end of the Day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at Times.

2. BROWNIES —

You are adventurous, love new ideas, and are
a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When Tempers flare up you whip out your saber. You are always the Oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You Tend to be very loyal…

3. LEMON MERINGUE —

Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent Caregiver and a good teacher.
But don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, you set your own style because you do your Own thing. You shine when it comes to helping others and Have many friends.

4. VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE
ICING —

Fun-loving, sassy, humorous, not very grounded in life; very Indecisive and lacking motivation. Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker… Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

5. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE —

Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people, can be counted On in a pinch and expect the same in return. Intuitively keen. You can
Be very emotional at times but a true person in every way. You like To do things for yourself and help others learn about themselves.

6. CHOCOLATE CAKE WITH
CHOCOLATE ICING–

Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very Creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to Have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take Chances. Will not settle for anything average in life.. Love to laugh.

7. ICE CREAM —

You like sports, whether it be baseball, Football,basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like To participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don’t Like to give up the remote control. You tend to be Self-centered and high maintenance.

8. CARROT CAKE —

You are a very fun loving person, who Likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang Out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a Little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.. You Were meant to lead and teach others.. A wonderful role Model.
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HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT USING A DESSERT TO FIGURE OUT YOUR PERSONALITY?
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Thanks to Pam S. for this one!

CARLIC or PEPPER ANYONE?

WHAT FOOD DO YOU FIND YOURSELF ADDING MORE SPICES TO?

DINNER…..WHAT WILL I DO?

SOMEONE YOU ARE TRYING TO IMPRESS IS COMING OVER FOR DINNER…..WHAT WILL YOU MAKE?