Movie Review…”The Rocker”…

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I rented this movie because I liked the review Gary had……..
Movie Review – “The Rocker”
March 24th @wideworldofgary.wordpress.com

HERE IS WHAT I THOUGHT~~~~~~

This is a movie that held my interest, all the way to the end. It has an actual story to tell. It has actual lessons to be learned about human behavior. They are done in such a way that they make the point, with a twist of humor! It shows us the power of friendship and the power of love. It shows what commitment means and what happens if you stick with your plans and dreams. It makes you reflect on some of your own personality traits that could stand a little “adjusting.” The title of the movie speaks for itself. It is about rock bands. It is about staying motivated. It is about dreams coming true. I recommend this movie 100%. You will laugh, you will cry, the thing is….YOU WILL do SOMETHING! You will not just SIT THERE!

Mom/Dad……..Naked butt scenes…Man in underwear scenes…FYI

Time for a cup of coffee?…….Happy Middle of the Week!!!

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Well, it is the middle of the week! Thought it would be a good time to stop in and have some coffee with you! Things have a way of slowing down to a more workable speed on Wednesdays, huh? We just have a few more days to go, and it is the weekend! YES! I always meet my friend, Deb for lunch on Wednesday. She is a teacher friend who only gets 45 minutes, but we always have a lot of fun anyway! We usually make a quick run to a local place that we can get food fast, and we sit and gossip the rest of the time! Some days we even treat ourselves to an ice cream, on the way back to her school! She and I really look forward to our lunches! We always seem to be in “happy” moods on Wednesday, the middle of the work week! So, hope you are all enjoying the week , so far! Make some “different” plans for the weekend, surprise someone! I plan on spending some “fun time” with a few friends, basically doing nothing special…we usually just go with the flow! What can I say? That’s California for ya! So, nice having a cup of coffee with you and catching up on things…for a bit anyways! Have a GREAT rest of the week! Oh, by the way…I made the coffee regular for you, not decaf! See, I remembered!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

SMILE……….Hilarious *)*

http://beverlys.net/LJ/BuggingYou.swf

SMILE of the Day……….2/28 *(*

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Something to Smile Over……….*)*

A list of the worst possible things to hear before, during, or after a rectal exam.

1. Somebody’s been working out.
2. Before we start I should tell you, I have enormous hands.
3. God, my fingers feel like icicles.
4. Oh man, it’s a little late now, but I’m out of clean gloves. Don’t worry, the guy before you was clean as a whistle.
5. Was I wearing my ring before the exam?
6. Ooo … me likey!
7. Oh crap, I broke a nail.
8. Look man, no hands!
9. Dude, you’re like the world’s biggest ventriloquist’s dummy right now.
10. Hey man, I don’t know what it was and I know this is wrong but… what are you doing after this? I can move some appointments around and- hey! Where are you going? Don’t you walk away from me! We were magical! I know where you live!
11. Wow, that’s the smoothest whatever-the-hell-that-is I’ve ever felt.
12. I don’t want you to panic or anything… but I’m stuck.
13. Yahtzee!
14. You know I’m not a real doctor, right?

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A GUIDE for the SINGLE MAN……….*(*

This is the ultimate guide to good food eating for bachelors…

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1. BREAD: Sesame seeds and Poppy seeds are the only officially acceptable “spots” that should be seen on the surface of any loaf of bread. Fuzzy and hairy looking white or green growth areas are good indications that your bread has turned into a pharmaceutical laboratory experiment.

2. CANNED GOODS: Any canned goods that have become the size or shape of a softball should be disposed of. Carefully.

3. CARROTS: A carrot that you can tie a clove hitch in is not fresh.

4. CEREAL: It is generally a good rule of thumb that cereal should be discarded when it is two years or longer beyond the expiration date.

5. CHIP DIP: If you can take it out of its container and bounce it on the floor, it has gone bad.

6. DAIRY PRODUCTS: Milk is spoiled when it starts to look like yogurt. Yogurt is spoiled when it starts to look like cottage cheese. Cottage cheese is spoiled when it starts to look like regular cheese. Regular cheese is nothing but spoiled milk anyway and can’t get any more spoiled than it is already. Cheddar cheese is spoiled when you think it is bleu cheese but you realize you’ve never purchased that kind.

7. EGGS: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime.

8. EMPTY CONTAINERS: Putting empty containers back into the refrigerator is an old trick, but it only works if you live with someone or have a maid.

9. EXPIRATION DATES: This is NOT a marketing ploy to encourage you to throw away perfectly good food so that you’ll spend more on groceries. Perhaps you’d benefit by having a calendar in your kitchen.

10. FLOUR: Flour is spoiled when it wiggles.

11. FROZEN FOODS: Frozen foods that have become an integral part of the defrosting problem in your freezer compartment will probably be spoiled (or wrecked anyway) by the time you pry them out with a kitchen knife.

12. GAG TEST: Anything that makes you gag is spoiled (except for leftovers from what you cooked for yourself last night).

13. LETTUCE: Iceberg lettuce is spoiled when you can’t get it off the bottom of the vegetable crisper without sandpaper. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when it turns liquid.

14. MAYONNAISE: If it makes you violently ill after you eat it, the mayonnaise is spoiled.

15. MEAT: If opening the refrigerator door causes all stray animals within a three-block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.

16. POTATOES: Fresh potatoes do not have roots, branches, or dense, leafy undergrowth.

17. RAISINS: Raisins should not be harder than your teeth.

18. SALT: It never spoils.

19. UNMARKED ITEMS: You know it is well beyond prime when you’re tempted to discard the Tupperware along with the food. Generally speaking, Tupperware containers should not burp when you open them.

20. GENERAL RULE OF THUMB: Most food cannot be kept longer than the average life span of a hamster. Keep a hamster in or near your refrigerator to gauge this.

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My Award to YOU……….*)*

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I have had the privilege of visiting MANY blogs that are very creative and appealing to me! Those of you out there that frequent my blog, and I yours, are the BEST! That is why I am honored to give you all this award for “ORIGINALITY.” because your blogs keep me “coming back for more!” For this, I thank you! Happy blogging! Congratulations!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

How Good Are Those Eyes Of Yours?………….*(*

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A Laugh for Oscar Night……….*(*

An aspiring young actor asked a young lady’s father if he could have
his daughter’s hand in marriage. The father said, “I would never let
my daughter marry an actor.”

The actor said, “Sir, I think you may change your mind if you see me
perform. Won’t you at least come and see the play?”

So the father went to see the play, and the next day he called the
actor, “You were right. I did change my mind. Go ahead and marry my
daughter. You’re no actor.”

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LAUGH for your Weekend………*)*

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There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the beach by stuffing the pack into a condom. She stopped into the pharmacy to pick some up.

The pharmacist said, “What brand of condoms to you prefer ma’am.”

She said, “I’m not sure, they’re for my Camels,” at which point he fainted.