BURGER ANYONE?

GIVEN A CHOICE….
WOULD YOU EAT 100 GARDEN BURGERS…..
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100 TURKEY BURGERS…..or

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100 ANGUS BURGERS….
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IN AN HOUR….FOR A CONTEST THAT AWARDED THE WINNER $1000.00?

BEING CLEVER…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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Young Larry stopped by the corner grocery store and read the following list to the clerk:

10 pounds sugar at $1.25 a pound
4 pounds coffee at $1.50 a pound
2 pounds butter at $1.10 a pound
2 bars soap at $.83 each

“How much does that come to?” asked Larry.

“Twenty-two dollars and thirty-six cents.”

“If I gave you three ten dollar bills, how much change would I get?” said the boy.

“Seven dollars and sixty-four cents,” stated the clerk who appeared to be irritated by all the questions.

Larry said, as he disappeared through the door, “I don’t want to buy the items…that’s our arithmetic lesson for tomorrow, and I needed some help with it.”

Grumpy Old Men….LAUGH with DORAZ*

Saving money on Christmas decorations this year…….LOOK AT THE HOUSE ON THE RIGHT.

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An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips on the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, a seven-year-old kid, sitting nearby, turns to him and says, “If you put a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn’t slip.”

The old man snaps back, “Well, if your daddy did the same thing seven years ago, I would have a seat today.”

Thanks to Marianne!

DELIVERY from THE DORAZ BOUTIQUE*

For all of the words you speak to us from your heart…I thank you
For all of the photos you share of you and your family…I thank you
For all of the smiles you send out to all of us in the world…I thank you
For all of the sadness in your days…May this special delivery to you remind you that I care…With all my heart!

This special delivery is for…

Silindile Ntuli at SOUL DOSE

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Believe in Yourself;
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Luisa Doraz

DELIVERY from THE DORAZ FLORAL BOUTIQUE*

I have decided to open a FLORAL BOUTIQUE. I will be sending out special arrangements to all of my blogging friends, who I feel deserve a “special something.” Since you are all special to me, I will try to have an even more “special” reason for the delivery. This does not make much sense, so be patient with me! LOL
The first TWO people to receive this beautiful arrangement are my blogging friends,

JAYMIE and ERA who guessed how many years I have been married. That was a question I asked on my blog, since my anniversary is just around the corner. JAYMIE not only guessed it, she and I had dresses that were almost alike…hers was more pretty..by far! ERA remembered I had given her that information on a post she had done on her blog earlier this year. So, JAYMIE and ERA …… hope you enjoy your special delivery! Be sure to go visit JAYMIE when you have a chance. She is a great master of words! I love her poetry! ERA has a way of writing some pretty amazing stories about her life in her part of this crazy world! I am always fascinated!

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MY DAY AT THE ZOO…photos*

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“SO PRETTY IN PINK”

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“I’M HUNGRY…GIVE ME FOOD!”

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“I’M NOT AVAILABLE FOR THANKSGIVING!”

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“WHAT IS THAT THING I SEE?”

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“FINE, I’LL HOLD YOUR HAND!”

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“ARE YOU MY MOTHER?”

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“UNKNOWN SPECIES…..CAN YOU NAME IT?”

I had a blast! I only posted some of my photos. I went crazy! I love animals. I suggest you all take a trip to a zoo soon. Lot’s to see. Lot’s of walking. Good exercise. Fresh air. Loads of entertaining animals…and humans! Hope you are having a GREAT weekend!

THINK BEFORE YOU DO*

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WHAT IS THE STUPIDEST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE THAT HAS COME BACK TO HAUNT YOU?….Come check out this video*

MAXINE CARTOONS…. Fall Edition…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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AUTUMN DAYS*

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“The world seems pretty crisp and clear, and feels so good when autumn is here.”

WHAT MAKES AUTUMN SPECIAL FOR YOU?

THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER. This is gorgeous!!

This is a flower from Thailand .
It is also a protected species and not allowed to be exported.
This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower.
THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER.

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Thanks to Pam W. for this!