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WHAT IS THE FIRST “REALLY” SPECIAL GIFT YOU REMEMBER GETTING? WHY WAS IT SO SPECIAL?

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LAUGH with DORAZ…The First Date*

It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as he babbled on and on about his hobbies, his pet peeves, his driving techniques, and even the standards he used to choose his barber.
Finally, he came up for air and said, “But enough about me. Let’s talk about you.”

She breathed a sigh of relief.

He went on, “What do you think about me?”

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On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks, “Can I come up for a cup of coffee?”

The girl replies, “Actually, I never invite guys over on a first date.”

The guy thinks for a minute and says, “Well, what about the last date?”

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The boyfriend said, “We’re going to have a GREAT time Saturday. I’ve gotten three tickets for the big game.”
“Why do we need three ?” asked the girl.
“They’re for your Father, Mother, and kid sister.” he replied with a sheepish grin.

HAPPY “APRIL” BIRTHDAY to YOU***a new one EVERY DAY!!!!

Here is a special birthday wish to “all” of you out there with APRIL birthdays!!! Make it a fantastic one!
Many, many more!!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

Cockatiel Humor with Doraz & Gang…………*

Doraz……….Scooter……….Bug……….Pilot

A man finally gets his prescription for Viagra. Anxious to try it out, he takes one as soon as he gets home, and waits for his wife to come home from work, but, in his excitement he forgets and leaves the package open on the table and his cockatiel eats all of them.

Seeing the results and panicking the man grabs the bird and stuffs him into the freezer to cool off.

Unfortunately, his Viagra kicks in just as his wife comes home and it is hours later before he remembers the cockatiel. He runs and looks in the freezer expecting the worst, only to find the bird breathing heavily, drained with sweat and totally exhausted.

“What happened?” the man asks, “You were in there for hours and yet you’re not only alive but you’re sweating like crazy?”

The cockatiel pants: “Man, have you ever tried to pry apart the legs a frozen chicken?”

Get a Grip On Committment, Already!

Some of you may not like what I am going to say, so please leave the room.
Are we ready? I am real big on making a commitment and staying with it all the way to the end. I may not always enjoy the way down the road I chose to take, but I stay with it! Making a true commitment sends messages to others, as well as to yourself (if you are listening) ,about who you are as a person at that point in your life. It develops a trust factor in your personality and it shows others your true dedication to seeing things through. If you chose to voluntarily place yourself emotionally, physically, or intellectually to a course of action, you are making a commitment and need to see it done! It shows that you are sincere and focused in what you have chosen to undertake.So, review your commitments. They can be those found in relationships, goals, jobs, family, friends, your physical health, and your emotional health. If you have made the sincere effort in those areas of your life, great! I applaud you. If you feel any hesitation, time to sit yourself down and review some things, right?So, please do not make a promise or an agreement to do something in the future, unless you will give it your all! You can do anything in life, as long as you are alive and well. Once you’re gone, oh well.

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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“Smile”, it could save you……

WE ALL NEED A SMILE!

‘Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.’

Sometimes I get so angry with someone I just really want to punch something or throw something! I have learned to just stop and take a deep breathe before I act. As I am taking this deep breathe, I am thinking to myself, ” Is it really worth the heart attack I could get?” The answer is sometimes…YES…I have to admit, but I say NO instead.
I try to keep in mind that the other person is the one with the problem, not me! I figure, like all the rest of us have, they are just having ” One of those days.” So, I just smile and walk away. It is not the coward thing to do, just the smart one. I rather have my mental and physical health in check as opposed to getting into a fight with someone over something STUPID!!!!

So, I agree with the statement above…WE ALL NEED TO SMILE. If that doesn’t work…just SCREAM!

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Believe in Yourself!
Luisa Doraz

Believe in Yourself;
Doraz

Let the Sunshine In……

I recently read an article in the July/August 2008 Weight Watchers magazine. I agreed with a lot of the statements they made. I would like to share some with you. In a recent New York University study, a fellow at the nonprofit Environmental Leadership Program by the name of Patricia Zaradic, Ph.D. said, “ Nature acts as a buffer against life’s stressful events.” I agree 100%.
The article goes on to say that just by working in your garden for 45 minutes , you can lower your blood pressure and heart rate. Nature relaxes you and helps you breathe more calmly and slowly. It also goes on to say that your brain produces serotonin which helps in boosting your mood.
It mentions that you can help guard against osteoporosis by getting 5 to 30 minutes of vitamin D-rich sunlight as least twice a week. They claim that by exercising outdoors, you will feel less bored and be more likely to stick with your program goals.
So, the next time you get up in the morning and see that sun shining into your bedroom window, get yourself out of bed, smile, and take on whatever the day throws at you with a little more sunshine and a lot less stress!

Be sure to go to Healthtips 101 to see what Jennifer added to this article, it’s cool!!!!

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa