Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Sam looks around and asks, “Now, who is going to tell the wife?”
They draw straws. Lester, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don’t make a bad situation any worse than it is.
“Gentlemen! Discreet? I’m the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name–leave it to me.”
Lester walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Lester says, “Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.”
She hollers, “TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!”
Lester replies, “I’ll tell him.”
Keep laughing all week long. It really helps get rid of the stress in your life. I am living proof. I have been laughing a bit more these days.
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz
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Believe in Yourself 
Oh…now that’s wicked funny…have a great week!
I will if you do. lol 🙂
A man won a million dllars in a lottery The man who wanted to break the news wanted to be careful –THis is what followed
What will you do if you win $100 dollars in a lottery
Well I will buy some things for my family
Now what will you do if you get a $1000 dollars
I will buy a few things for my family and keep the balance —
Now what will you do if you win a million dollars
Haha I will give it to you
The informer conked out
Lviss, did you make this one up? lol 🙂
Oh no I have what you can call borrowed intelligence– These things which I read once some years back come to my mind when I read some of your jokes —
Glad I can help take you down memory lane. 🙂