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Health joke…PG-13 *

...  . A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet." He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?" Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other. She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine." The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"

Thanks to Beverly for sending me this…..


15 Responses

  1. Oh…that caught me off guard…very cute.

  2. Moral of the story Dont believe a masked man –It is a nice one with unexpected ending —
    This naughtiness in men doesnt come all of a sudden It is inborn–Now savour this one which I read many years back
    A lady teacher asks a student “How much is 5 plus five” The boy begins to count surreptitiously behind his back with his fingers The teacher gets angry and comes close to him and standing in a “provocative” way ( I must admit I cannot graphically depict this provocative way of standing -Suffice it to say she had her hands on her hips ) tells him “Put your hands inside your pocket ..mm Now tell me how much is 5 plus 5 /” –The boy after some moments of extreme silence says in a bold voice “Eleven teacher”
    For a long time I coudnt figure out the joke in this —

  3. Seriously you didnt get it ? Put these things together, Provocative stance, boy surreptitiously counting with fingers inside his pocket A final clue I will give if you still didnt get it —

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