Some ministers were talking about death and dying over coffee at the local cafe. “What would you want people to say about you at your funeral?” one of them asked.
“I’d want people to say, ‘He was a great and compassionate humanitarian who cared about those in need,” responded a recently retired minister.
“I’d like for people to say, ‘He was a good father and husband, a man whose life was a fine example for others to follow,” intoned another.
“Oh, I’d like for people to remember me for my fine sermons and church growth,” said the newest member of the group.
A grizzled old farmer leaned over from the next table and said, “That’s all well and good, fellas, but I’d rather hear ‘em say ‘Look, he’s moving!’”
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Believe in Yourself 
The last one is really funny
I came across lot of funny quotes Here is the one I think you will like
I quit flying years ago.I do not want to die with tourists –Billy Bob Thornton
That Billy Bob! lol I hope you are enjoying the day Lviss. We are off to a party. 🙂
Indeed! Have a great weekend!
I am. Hope you are too. 🙂 Keep smiling now. 🙂