Teacher: Why are you late?
Shelly: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Shelly: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
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A baby tortoise was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb. About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end.
He turned and spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch.On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft, dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.
About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch. Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.
Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds.
Mommy bird turned to Daddy bird and said, “Don’t you think it’s time we told him he was adopted?”
Believe in Yourself;
Luisa Doraz
Hope you are all well and happy!
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Believe in Yourself 
Thanks for coming back with a bang –
Manager- Why are you late ?
Lady employee–One guy was following me on the road sir
Manager–You could have walked fast
Lady employee–He was walking very slowly sir
A tortoise quote–Good habits are the basic tools that will determine whether you are a tortoise or hare in your life –Lucas Remmerswaal
Hi Lviss. Glad to see you and appreciate your contributions! You are the best. I do miss blogging. I could not resist these jokes I was sent. Glad you liked them. 🙂
I enjoyed both of these…thanks for the Friday giggles.
🙂 Stay well.
Cute Jokes :+)
🙂
I love them both; but, the second is very sweet. Thanks for the laugh.
🙂 My pleasure!