Have a fun Friday!
What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.
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I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it’s the only time he hears someone tell him, “Wow, that’s a big one!”
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.
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Believe in Yourself 
Nice saggy Maxine jokes after a long time
Here is one from Paris Hilton
Every woman should have four pets in her house.A mink in her closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass who pays for everything –
lol I think you are the best with all of these unique jokes you find! Thanks Lviss. I am still smiling. lol 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂
I strongly suspect the jackass part is making you smile –
🙂 🙂 🙂 Have a great weekend Lviss!
Thanks for the laughs :+) good ol Maxine and even Paris Hilton chimes in via LVISS :+) fun.
Thank you Starla. 🙂
As always you’ve brought a smile to start my weekend…hope you have a great weekend.
🙂 🙂 You be sure to do the same. LA is pretty hot! 🙂
hello doraz its dennis the vizsla dog hay maxine shoor nos a thing or too abowt dogs!!! it has been five yeerz and i stil looz my mind evry time mama comes home frum wurk!!! ha ha ok bye
lol Dennis, you have got such a beautiful life. Stay strong and healthy now. 🙂