PRINCESS AND A FROG….yum yum JOKE*

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess lap and said “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.”
That night, the princess had frog legs seasoned in a white wine and shallot cream sauce in her dinner.

HAVE FUN…

LAUGH…

SMILE…

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10 Responses

  1. After some break this joke makes me think of a brunette joke
    What is brunettes mating call —Has the blonde left?-

  2. HI,
    That is brilliant, I love it. :D
    She did the right thing.

  3. Seems like the prince’s bit of truthfulness brought about a just reward. :-)

  4. Thanks for the laugh that was very funny! :+)

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