“One of the best things to hold onto
In this world is a FRIEND.”

“When one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
We are all involved in this journey called life.
We must keep an eye out for one another
and make an extra effort
to encourage one another.”

Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz


After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. ‘So, how is everything going ?’ inquired God.

‘It is all so beautiful, God,’ she replied. ‘The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem..

It’s these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They’re a real pain.’

And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more ‘symmetrically balanced’.

‘That’s a fair point,’ replied God, ‘But it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away.’

And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes

Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden.

‘ Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation ?’

‘Just fantastic,’ she replied, ‘But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone.’

God thought for a moment and said, ‘You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this ? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let’s see….where did I put that useless boob ?’

Now doesn’t THAT make more sense than the rib story ?



89 Responses

  1. Beautiful!
    I’ll keep an eye on you, Luisa!

  2. Bwahaha – it certainly does, Doraz!

  3. Your illustration is so darling! And the words so true. Thank you for thinking of your online friends.

  4. awwww, we thank God for you too and your wonderful sense of humour that gets us dawgs too BOL!!!

    luv you lots
    coco and tiffy

  5. I read the story like a little child and got caught with my hand in the cookie jar…very funny story I’ll need to share that with friends…thanks for the smiles.

  6. Nice one. Liked it.

  7. Beautifully said Doraz. ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. lol ๐Ÿ˜€

  9. Lol, ur story is so funny!
    I always feel funny when reading ur story.

  10. Hahaha laughing !!!

  11. Week 6 when are you coming back? Just wondering. Nice post.

  12. So we emerged from B . Is it? Thats why our heads are bigger .
    I remember reading this gem . Let me recall from memory. Credit to the person who wrote it .
    In the Garden of Eden sat Adam
    Massaging the b ‘s of his madam
    He chuckled with mirth
    For he knew that on earth
    There were just two b’s
    And he had them .

  13. Lol. funny story.
    Well told.

  14. loved that beautiful quote.

  15. Week 6 Something to Think About
    I love it, and I say “AMEN” to it over and over and over.

    About the story:
    LOL you are so funny my friend.

  16. That looks like the mouse from If You Give A Mouse A Cookie

  17. This revised version of Eve’s story is HILARIOUS, Luisa!! You crazy girl!!! ๐Ÿ™‚

    You are an AMAZING friend to have… bless you, sweetheart…. LOVIIIEEEZZZZ and HUGS to you…
    Take good care..and don’t be tooo naughty ๐Ÿ˜‰

  18. hehhe very funny and blessings to u 2 dear xxx have a great week xx

  19. This was soooo funny, never a boring with you around girlfriend. Loved it and hugs to you xx

  20. fabulous!

    Happy Tuesday!

  21. Lovely friend post, and funny one on Eve!

  22. hey…i resemble that…lol…thanks for the smiels doraz!

  23. Ha Ha Hilarious!!!
    Signed a useless boob
    Maybe that’s where the term man boobs comes from

  24. Oh…I have a question. Would it be okay if I post a copy of the cute mouse picture “Lord Bless my Online Friends” on my blog ….it fits in SOoooo well with my life at the moment!! haha xx

  25. Hey Luisa, I really liked this and agree 100% with:

    โ€œWhen one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.
    We are all involved in this journey called life.
    We must keep an eye out for one another
    and make an extra effort
    to encourage one another.โ€

    And as far as Eve’s side of the story I could see the end coming and yet I am still laughing ๐Ÿ™‚

  26. Ha, ha! Poor Eve!

    Bless you my friend. Your encouragement and humor always makes my day.

  27. LOL, very good, as always, Luisa. Hope the sun’s shining there, it’s raining here in the UK!

  28. LOL!!!! Soooooo true. The only question — why’d he make so many that way?

  29. Lol….
    very good…
    You do it every time… spreading smiles on so many faces…
    keep your work rolling… love to read it.

    viva la vida ๐Ÿ™‚

  30. Ha ha.. Lol.. Doraz you always crack me up ๐Ÿ˜€ you rock..!!

  31. This was absolutely too funny! It will keep me chuckling for a long time.
    Thanks so much for making me laugh! ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  33. LOL that joke was so well delivered, had me on the edge of my seat awaiting the punchline. Stay cool, have fun, D. 8)

  34. That’s very very silly.



  35. Poor guys; they always get a bum rap; but very, very funny! Loved this. ๐Ÿ™‚ Heartspell

  36. The butterfly award for you
    have a gr8 week ๐Ÿ™‚


    added you on blog roll as well… ๐Ÿ™‚

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  38. Hows it going? Hope your enjoying your down time and relaxing and resting. Miss You.

    • Starla….my down time seems to be busier than my up time. lol My mom had surgery. All is well. She is recovering. I am her nurse, driver, cook, cleaner, and whatever else she needs. I do it all with a smile. I love my mom. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

      • I know you Love your Mom bunches Doraz she is lucky to have such a good and loving daughter. Sounds like you are very busy. Do what you can and rest and recharge your battery when you can. :+) Send your Mom my warm regards. :+)

  39. thanks for the smile this post created!

    Surface Earth

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