FIREMAN SEX… LAUGH with DORAZ*

A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.

‘From now on when I say BELL 1

I want you to strip naked.

When I say BELL 2

I want you to jump in bed.

And when I say BELL 3

We are going to make love all night.
‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled

‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.

When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘ BELL 3!’, they began making love.

After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’

‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?

‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, ‘she replied’
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’

Contributed by Pam W.

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40 Responses

  1. LOL! It’s about the equipement when fighting fires. HA!

  2. HAHAHAHA…
    OMG!!! I am going crazy, laughing! (i was about to write ‘roll over laughing’…but instinctively refrained from doing so! )…teheehee
    You are the sweetest, Doraz.!! šŸ™‚
    I have decided that Every morning and every night, just before and just after all tasks for the day, I am gonna get myself a Doraz-dose! šŸ™‚
    Keep up the awesomeness, girl!

  3. Oh my…..this is sooooooo funny. Roll out more of these girlfriend…you’re awesome:) Love and hugs x

  4. lol…..so cute post Doraz. Good work.
    Take Care. šŸ™‚

  5. ha ha ha šŸ˜€

  6. lol. šŸ™‚

  7. Really entertaining post Doraz.

  8. hehehehahahahohohohuhuhu
    How could i stop laughing now?
    u rock!
    But one more question: Do u think BELL 4 is enough?

  9. LOL
    Well, she could also call for more pumps…
    I think you have sex on the brain, Doraz!!

  10. VERY FUNNY AS ALWAYS DEAR, HAVE A GREAT DAY XXX

  11. FROM THE LOOK OF IT ,SURE ENOUGH THERE WILL BE BELL 5 AND IF NECESSARY BELL 6.

  12. Wow!! very funny post Doraz.

  13. Ha! I love it!
    Thanks for the laughs to start my day.

  14. Oh, Doraz, you crack me up. Hubby will like this one, I’m sure!!

    xo

  15. Funny cartoon. :+) hope your weeks going well.

  16. Oh my…now that was funny…you do have a way of bringing the laughter into my day.

  17. This is hilarious… here’s to all hoses reaching their fires! Thanks for sharing, Doraz… you are the best! Heartspell

  18. That fire must be wide and out of controle.

  19. wow,
    you rock…
    šŸ™‚

    • Jingle…I am trying to end this wonderful day by relaxing while blogging. I hope you had a great day with your family. I love your work and your inspiration. I will be over…right now. šŸ™‚

  20. Oh my god… lol this is going to be in mind for quite a long time.. heheh

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