A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, ‘You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go.
‘From now on when I say BELL 1
I want you to strip naked.
When I say BELL 2
I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3
We are going to make love all night.
‘ The next night he came home from work and yelled
‘ BELL 1!’ The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled ‘BELL 2!’, the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled ‘ BELL 3!’, they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled ‘BELL 4!’
‘What the hell is BELL 4?’ asked the husband?
‘ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, ‘she replied’
YOU’RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE.’
Contributed by Pam W.
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LOL! It’s about the equipement when fighting fires. HA!
lol š The better you have, the better you can handle them. lol š
HAHAHAHA…
OMG!!! I am going crazy, laughing! (i was about to write ‘roll over laughing’…but instinctively refrained from doing so! )…teheehee
You are the sweetest, Doraz.!! š
I have decided that Every morning and every night, just before and just after all tasks for the day, I am gonna get myself a Doraz-dose! š
Keep up the awesomeness, girl!
lol š Thank you. I will do my best…promise. š Have fun smiling.
Oh my…..this is sooooooo funny. Roll out more of these girlfriend…you’re awesome:) Love and hugs x
I feel soooo special now. š Thank you. Right back at ya. š Help keep this world of ours smiling, ok? š
lol…..so cute post Doraz. Good work.
Take Care. š
š Thank you sooo much. š Have fun.
ha ha ha š
Laughing is good. š Have a good day now.
lol. š
I am happy you liked this one. š
Really entertaining post Doraz.
I am happy to bring a smile to your day. š
hehehehahahahohohohuhuhu
How could i stop laughing now?
u rock!
But one more question: Do u think BELL 4 is enough?
lol š You can have as many bells as you like, lol š
LOL
Well, she could also call for more pumps…
I think you have sex on the brain, Doraz!!
lol Is that a bad thing???? lol š
VERY FUNNY AS ALWAYS DEAR, HAVE A GREAT DAY XXX
I did and I hope you did too. š Have fun.
FROM THE LOOK OF IT ,SURE ENOUGH THERE WILL BE BELL 5 AND IF NECESSARY BELL 6.
lol š Let em ring…loud and clear. lol š
Wow!! very funny post Doraz.
I am funny. lol š
Ha! I love it!
Thanks for the laughs to start my day.
Keep them going all day long Jean. š Did I win????? lol
Oh, Doraz, you crack me up. Hubby will like this one, I’m sure!!
xo
Way to be. š Have fun at your place. š
Funny cartoon. :+) hope your weeks going well.
It really is one of the best. š Hope you are dancing and smiling in Montana. š I love all of your recent photos. Flat Tony is lucky. š
Oh my…now that was funny…you do have a way of bringing the laughter into my day.
I am happy to wear those shoes. lol š I have lots of them. š
This is hilarious… here’s to all hoses reaching their fires! Thanks for sharing, Doraz… you are the best! Heartspell
I just love your comment. š Too cool are you. š
That fire must be wide and out of controle.
lol š Have a great day.
wow,
you rock…
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Jingle…I am trying to end this wonderful day by relaxing while blogging. I hope you had a great day with your family. I love your work and your inspiration. I will be over…right now. š
Oh my god… lol this is going to be in mind for quite a long time.. heheh
š Sorry about that. lol š