A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’
She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.


46 Responses

  1. LOL….another stalking story!…Have a happy Wednesday. Much love x


  3. Ha, makes sense to me–or maybe I should be getting more sleep.

  4. Too funny…loved it! Heartspell

  5. Always a good way to end my day is with a smile and laugh provided by you…thanks again Doraz.

  6. lol……very funny post Doraz. Take care.

  7. JTDG (aka Just Too Damned Good!)

  8. ha ha ha ha ha.:D

  9. wow!! gr8…..Mind blowing. Entertaining. πŸ˜€

  10. oops……quite funny. Really liked it.
    I think this process of determining sex is very correct. πŸ˜›

  11. LOL……. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ This is very good!! Have a great day, Luisa.

  12. no flies about you lol, excellent post xxx

  13. Very good, Doraz.
    I read the title too quickly at first and thought it said ‘Sex with a fly’!!! LOL

  14. LOL way tooooooo funny!! πŸ™‚

  15. 3 on beer can,
    2 on the phone,
    what a logic…
    very impressive humor!
    u never fail to put a smile on people’s face.

  16. I truly enjoyed this joke!
    thank you for the fun!

  17. Yeah girls are always after fashion stuffs, phone and things like that. He he, well guys are more of into hot drinks. Well may all of them rest in peace. I mean flies.

  18. Oh that’s funny! Thanks for the smile and the laugh today! :+)

  19. lol.. oh my gosh this is hilarious.. love your blog doraz πŸ™‚

  20. hahahahahha… too cute!!
    And the images you’ve added are totally adorable!
    Flies may not be all that cute…but this post sure had me rolling !!!
    Am a fan already!!! πŸ™‚

  21. πŸ™‚

    But what about the ones on the computer??! Blogging flies!



  22. very valid points πŸ™‚

  23. Hilarious !

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