A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter
‘What are you doing?’
She asked.
‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.
‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.
‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.
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Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’
He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.
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LOL….another stalking story!…Have a happy Wednesday. Much love x
You are sooo nice to have visit. You always make me smile. 🙂 Thanks.
HE MUST HAVE WORKED FOR A DETECTIVE AGENCY.
lol 🙂 You always make me smile. I love your fun comments. 🙂
Ha, makes sense to me–or maybe I should be getting more sleep.
🙂 I want you to be happy and well….so sleep. 🙂
Too funny…loved it! Heartspell
🙂 Thank you. Hope you have an awesome day. 🙂
Always a good way to end my day is with a smile and laugh provided by you…thanks again Doraz.
It really makes me smile to see you laugh. 🙂 You can get soooo intense with your great poems. 🙂
lol……very funny post Doraz. Take care.
I will. 🙂 You do the same.
JTDG (aka Just Too Damned Good!)
lol 🙂 Thank you for that explanation. 🙂 I can get kind of dense at times. 🙂
ha ha ha ha ha.:D
Love the laughing. 🙂 Just keep on smiling today. 🙂
wow!! gr8…..Mind blowing. Entertaining. 😀
Way to be in life, right? Have fun today. 🙂 Thanks for stopping in. 🙂
oops……quite funny. Really liked it.
I think this process of determining sex is very correct. 😛
🙂 Determining sex can be done with a smile, right? 🙂
LOL……. 🙂 🙂 This is very good!! Have a great day, Luisa.
🙂 Sooo happy to see you smile. 🙂
no flies about you lol, excellent post xxx
lol 🙂 Thank you. Have smiles today with that great writing of yours. 🙂
Very good, Doraz.
I read the title too quickly at first and thought it said ‘Sex with a fly’!!! LOL
YUCKY…. lol 🙂 Have fun today.
LOL way tooooooo funny!! 🙂
🙂 Laughing is a good thing to be in the habit of doing. 🙂 Have fun.
3 on beer can,
2 on the phone,
what a logic…
very impressive humor!
u never fail to put a smile on people’s face.
Math is something you are great at…amongst a lot of other things. 🙂 Have fun counting. 🙂
I truly enjoyed this joke!
thank you for the fun!
😉
🙂
Yeah girls are always after fashion stuffs, phone and things like that. He he, well guys are more of into hot drinks. Well may all of them rest in peace. I mean flies.
SWAT. lol 🙂
Oh that’s funny! Thanks for the smile and the laugh today! :+)
🙂 You got it. 🙂
lol.. oh my gosh this is hilarious.. love your blog doraz 🙂
Sooo nice of you to take some time away from your writing to leave me such a nice comment. Hope you have a beautiful time…always. 🙂
hahahahahha… too cute!!
And the images you’ve added are totally adorable!
Flies may not be all that cute…but this post sure had me rolling !!!
Am a fan already!!! 🙂
You have made me get the biggest smile of the day with that VERY kind comment. 🙂 I am happy to see you happy. 🙂 Have fun in life. 🙂
🙂
But what about the ones on the computer??! Blogging flies!
🙂
xo
Be careful of them. They are strange ones. lol 🙂
very valid points 🙂
🙂 Happy to see you. Hope all is well in your world. 🙂
Hilarious !
🙂 🙂