SEX OF A FLY…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband stalking around with a fly swatter

‘What are you doing?’
She asked.

‘Hunting Flies’
He responded.

‘Oh. ! Killing any?’
She asked.

‘Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,’ he replied.

cid:4.157801747@web31607.mail.mud.yahoo.com

Intrigued, she asked.
‘How can you tell them apart?’

He responded,
‘3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

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46 Responses

  1. LOL….another stalking story!…Have a happy Wednesday. Much love x

  2. HE MUST HAVE WORKED FOR A DETECTIVE AGENCY.

  3. Ha, makes sense to me–or maybe I should be getting more sleep.

  4. Too funny…loved it! Heartspell

  5. Always a good way to end my day is with a smile and laugh provided by you…thanks again Doraz.

  6. lol……very funny post Doraz. Take care.

  7. JTDG (aka Just Too Damned Good!)

  8. ha ha ha ha ha.:D

  9. wow!! gr8…..Mind blowing. Entertaining. πŸ˜€

  10. oops……quite funny. Really liked it.
    I think this process of determining sex is very correct. πŸ˜›

  11. LOL……. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚ This is very good!! Have a great day, Luisa.

  12. no flies about you lol, excellent post xxx

  13. Very good, Doraz.
    I read the title too quickly at first and thought it said ‘Sex with a fly’!!! LOL

  14. LOL way tooooooo funny!! πŸ™‚

  15. 3 on beer can,
    2 on the phone,
    what a logic…
    very impressive humor!
    u never fail to put a smile on people’s face.

  16. I truly enjoyed this joke!
    thank you for the fun!
    πŸ˜‰

  17. Yeah girls are always after fashion stuffs, phone and things like that. He he, well guys are more of into hot drinks. Well may all of them rest in peace. I mean flies.

  18. Oh that’s funny! Thanks for the smile and the laugh today! :+)

  19. lol.. oh my gosh this is hilarious.. love your blog doraz πŸ™‚

  20. hahahahahha… too cute!!
    And the images you’ve added are totally adorable!
    Flies may not be all that cute…but this post sure had me rolling !!!
    Am a fan already!!! πŸ™‚

  21. πŸ™‚

    But what about the ones on the computer??! Blogging flies!

    πŸ™‚

    xo

  22. very valid points πŸ™‚

  23. Hilarious !

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