LOVE…LIVE…SMILE…&…LAUGH with DORAZ*

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May your day be full of love…
May you cherish all of your gifts…
You see…
You taste…
You hear…
You breathe…
You have sooo many gifts to thank.

Be happy as the moments pass…
Do not dwell on the negative…
Embrace the positive around you…
Make it explode all around you.

Smile like you have never done…
Laugh like you mean it…
Cherish the fact that you are alive…
Believe in Yourself;

Luisa Doraz

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For your funny bone…..

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than
30 years, with him thinking that it was cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he’d be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he’d been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $ 1 million.

Then she showed him ceritificates of deposits issued by the bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades she had “charged” him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.

Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out,

“If I’d had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business”

THAT’S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM

You know, sometimes, men just don’t know when to keep their mouths shut.



CLARK

THANK YOU FOR THINKING OF ME AND SENDING THIS FUNNY JOKE….. HOPE YOU ALL DROP IN AND SAY HELLO TO CLARK,,,,, JUST CLICK THE IMAGE…

THANKS

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29 Responses

  1. MEN GENERALLY KEEP THEIR MOUTHS SHUT BUT WHEN THEY DO OPEN THE FLAPS , IT ENDS IN DISASTER BECOZ OF DISUSE.
    A MAN ACCUSTOMED TO VISITING WOMEN OF ILL REPUTE PAID RS 1000 / TO HIS WIFE ON THE FIRST DAY OF MARRIAGE BY FORCE OF HABIT. WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING HIS NEW WIFE HANDED HIM BACK RS 200/-

  2. Very funny. Love it.

  3. I am always leaving soooo happy when I’ve been here…Luisa…outstanding poem and on top of it, you made me smile, what more can anyone ask for. Thank you my friend ~ x

  4. what passionate poem.
    u r the sunshine!
    😉

  5. Deeply accurate psychobabble in both elements, great!

  6. Not the ending I was expecting, lol. Nice one, Doraz!

  7. VERY GOOD DEAR, U MADE MY DAY XXX

  8. That was really beautiful Doraz! Nice thoughts for the day. Thank You!

  9. haha…thank you for the blessing above and the ROFL below…smiles.

  10. Man tha’s bad but you know we men always have to get that last word in.

  11. Hehe, I can attest to that poor fellow’s experience.

  12. thank you for voting, enjoyed your kindness and open mind very much!
    take good care.
    keep smiling!
    😉
    BEST!

  13. good one! that one always makes me laugh!

  14. HAHA! I love that. It was good to laugh tonight Luisa, it’s been a looong, looong day 🙂 Cheers to you for always giving me a cheer. 🙂

  15. I knew that I saved this for some reason, it was meant for me to read on a day when I really needed to laugh. I haven’t been home to long from the hospital and have had a very long tiring day. Tomorrow the doctor will surgically be goinng into my husband’s lung with a light. This is very dangerous so be saying a prayer for him. He has been coughing up blood for 2 weeks now, and fluid keeps building up on his lungs so they don’t have any other choice but to do this. Will get you posted.

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