ASKING QUESTIONS CAN GET GROSS…LAUGH with DORAZ*

One day an old woman walked into a shop and got some dog food, she went to pay for it and the cashier said you can’t buy that dog food we need evidence that you have a dog, so she bought in her dog and she got the dog food. The next day the same old lady went to get some cat food and the cashier said you can’t have that cat food we need evidence that you have a cat, so she went home and got her cat and she got the cat food. Next day the same old lady went in again and she had a box, she told the cashier to put her finger in it, so she did. She said it felt warm and soft, the little old lady then said now you’re satisfied can I have some toilet paper please!

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ARE YOU EVER SORRY YOU ASKED A QUESTION??????

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25 Responses

  1. Hahaha…that was excellent….I have missed you, hope you had a wonderful time. YOU ROCK!! hugs x

  2. Ha, I needed that chuckle tonight. Thanks!

  3. ewww….lol. ok holding off on my questions now. lol.

  4. agree,

    at times, I refuse to tell anything,
    only if I am ready to show and tell, then I tell.

    wise words.
    lovely spirits,
    thank you for the comments. and encouragements!
    😉

  5. A GOOD ONE AFTER THE MOUNTAIN TRIP.
    IF WE WERE TO PRODUCE EVIDENCE FOR EACH AND EVERYTHING , MEN WILL ABANDON SHOPPING.

  6. ha..ha..
    very funny
    ho ho ho

  7. I never ask a question I am scared to get an answer to. 🙂

  8. hahha u get what u deserve, lol great post xxx

  9. lol 🙂 Thanks for noticing the question. 🙂 Hope you have MANY smiles today. 🙂

  10. Gross is right. Funny. I have been sorry I asked a question, but not because of ppop, thank goodness.

  11. Often!

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