A woman’s garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatos won’t ripen. There’s a limit to the number of uses for green tomatos and she’s getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, “Your tomatos are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?” Her neighbor replies, “Well, it may sound absurd but here’s what to do. Tonight there’s no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatos can see in the dark and they’ll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they’ll all be red, you’ll see.” Well, what the heck? She does it. Next day her neighbor asks how it worked. “So-so,” she answers. “The tomatos are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.”




25 Responses

  1. Our lemon tree is over flowing with lemons. 🙂

  2. LOL Nothing like fried green tomatoes. hehehehehehehehehehehe

  3. LOL!! Like that, cute humour!

  4. lol. unfortunately the deer ate my cucumbers…

  5. lol great laugh as always dear Luisa xxx

  6. You are so funny and I enjoy you soooo much:) Have a great day. x

  7. Ha ha!! I like fried green tomatos myself. Yum!!

    I have some nice flowers that came back this year. They got pretty weepy with no rain, but now we’ve had rain and they are very happy!!

    I bet your lemon tree is gorgeous. 🙂

    • I am sooo happy you took the time to stop in and visit with us. I am happy you liked this one. I have many more for ya. Have fun. 🙂 Take your time, I am not going anywhere. lol 🙂

  8. Great joke. I ate a partially ripe tomato yesterday. I was tired of waiting.
    I’ve also eaten two under ripe mangoes in the past week. I am so ready. My cucumbers are mere nubs. Good joke.

    • You have got quite the garden going. You do need to wait though. lol 🙂 It is hard…but, you gotta try. 🙂 Thanks for stopping in. Do not be a stranger now. 🙂 Have a great day. 🙂

  9. thanks for visiting…


  11. I think my face is on fire from laughing so hard…

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