JUST A SQUEEZE OF LEMON
At a cocktail party, a man gets totally plastered, goes up to the host and says, “Excuse me, but do lemons have feathers?” in a slurred voice.
“I beg your pardon?” says the host.
The drunk asks again: “Do lemons have feathers?” as he struggles to hold his balance.
A rather bemused host says, “No, I don’t think so.”
The drunk looks sheepish then says: “Oopsie.”
“What?” asks the host.
And the drunk: “I think I’ve just squeezed your canary into my drink.”
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My birds did not think this joke was funny. lol
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Believe in Yourself 
Good one. Hiubby says gross. I guess he doesn’t like canary juice.
lol 🙂 I will try to make your husband smile on the nest one. lol 🙂 Thank you for stopping in. 🙂 Have fun now.
HE MUST HAVE MISTAKEN THE FEATHERS FOR THE LEAVES.
lol 🙂 You always make me smile with your comments. For this I say…Thank you my friend. 🙂
just when you thought you’d heard them all someone writes did you hear the one about the drunk and the yellow canary..way too funny to read with drink in your mouth!
lol 🙂 I am glad you were surprised. 🙂 Have fun. 🙂
Another nice one Doraz. I liked it.
Happy Wednesday. 🙂
Thanks Collin. 🙂
It’s funny 🙂
Thanks for stopping in and saying so. 🙂 Hope you have a great day. 🙂
hehehehehehe did his drink sing for him? LOL
lol 🙂 What a good question. lol Maybe he sang? lol 🙂
Looks like your tree is loaded with canaries too. I like that song, may have to find it for my ipod
🙂 Great Tony. I just love my backyard. All kinds of good stuff. 🙂
err…i am a bit afraid of what might be floating in the drink…lol. thanks for the smiles, always.
🙂 Always look first when you are at a party. lol 🙂
“Oopsie!” LOL!
Great lemon tree, Luisa! Do you make lemonade?
🙂 When it is requested. 🙂 Wish I could mail you some. lol 🙂
nor did i 😦
poor birdie
I like my birds. I am watching them watching me. lol 🙂
My dear sweet, funny, and friend Doraz who I dearly love,
I am sorry to say but I am going to have to give up blogging for awhile. My husband has taken another turn for the worst. Once again he is back in the hospital with that contagious bacterium C Diff, plus he has pneumonia. The doctor said his immune system is gone and at this point for him this bacteria is very dangerous. I am afraid he is going to need all of my attention now. I will return someday when my husband is no longer so very ill, but right now doing everything I do in one day is beginning to be too much for me. I wish you the best of luck, and please know I have enjoyed your friendship, your funny jokes, and poetry, but most of all I have enjoyed you being you.
Love and Prayers,
Viola
My thoughts and prayers will be with you all…24/7. 🙂
Wow look at all those lemons! Cute joke, I can see it would not be a big hit with the bird set.
🙂 They are giving me evil looks. lol 🙂
I always loved the Jazzercise routine to “Just Another Lemon Tree.” Was so good for the legs!
My hubby wants some birds, but I think we’re fine with 2 dogs, 1 cat, nd 17 fish. Besides, the cat and dogs would end up eating the bird, poor little thing — I just know it. So just as well, I’ll admire the sweet feathered friends at PetCo.
xo
Good idea. lol 🙂 They would not be tooo happy at you house with all the other gang there, lol 🙂
LOL LOVED THIS ONE DEAR XXX
Lemons? lol 🙂 I hope you have fun. 🙂
Ha ha, too funny. Finally, the chance to come across a comical blog. Thank you for this!
Best,
Hannah Katy
Thanks for stopping in Hannan. I am glad you are laughing and having fun here. 🙂 Do not be a stranger. lol 🙂
WOW! This post is a whole full course meal! LOVE it! The joke made me quesy! The picture of You made me SMILE….and the song and cartoon are GREAT!!! You gifted MUCH and I Thank You MUCH! Big Hugs and Cheers and Namaste. 🙂
🙂 I can do what I can do to help bring a smile to you. 🙂