If it weren’t for STRESS I’d have no energy at all*

Whatever hits the fan…
Will Not Be Evenly Distributed.

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Everyone has a photographic memory.
Some… like me… just don’t have any film

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Remember…
Once you get over the hill, you’ll begin to pick up speed .

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Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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22 Responses

  1. ha. i love that first one….it will not be evenly distributed…too funny.

  2. Lol, this is brilliant

  3. Someone forgot to tell my body it has picked up speed. hehehehehehe

    I have posted a very special short story that was written by my 7 year old grandson. Would you do me the honors of reading it and leaving him a little comment? I will be working with him on creative writting over the summer. Thank you sweetie for your kindness.

    http://billmanson.blogspot.com/2010/06/big-boys-bike-jason-parsons.html

  4. No I didn’t I guess I need to go to bed much be over tired. LOL

  5. STERSS ,I THINK ,IS NEGATIVE ENERGY
    I ALSO HAVE A PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMPRY , BUT IT IS DIGITAL
    GOING DOWN HILL IS USUALLY WITHOUT A SPEED BREAKER.

  6. loved them all specially the last one. my kitten shows me that every day. he struts around like a king. 🙂

  7. love all of these …
    u always make people smile!
    😉

    u make me smile!

  8. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/06/24/thank-you-so-very-much-my-friend/

    important information is posted…
    see you later.
    take good care…
    😉

  9. Dogs Have Owners ~ Cats Have Staff — this was too funny !

  10. I can totally relate to the fan one!! Lol.

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