SLEEP SOLUTION…LAUGH with DORAZ*


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I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, “Steven, time to go to sleep.” I said, “But I don’t know how.” She said, “It’s real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left.” So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said “I thought I told you to go to sleep.”
— Steven Wright

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ON THE DAYS WHEN YOU CAN SLEEP IN…WHAT TIME DO YOU POP OUT OF BED?


CARTOON CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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49 Responses

  1. this was a good one…”turned right and my mother was there”…I liked this post.

  2. Days that I have NO plans….I get out of bed between 9 and 10 am. Otherwise, I am up at 6 am. UGH I DO need my beauty sleep now…so, be nice. 🙂 lol

  3. Night Night…
    Sleep Tight…
    I hope in the morning…
    Things will be Alright.
    🙂

    Make it a day to remember with a smile on your face.
    🙂
    I am.

  4. what’s sleeping in. lol

  5. I got up when my first child was born about 30 years ago and I’m not sure I’ve slept since. The last one is on the way to graduate this Saturday but I’ve have yet many more miles before I…how do you say it sleep?

    • lol CONGRATS to you! 🙂 I am sure you are proud. You do bring up a very good point. It is only because my kids are older that I thought I should be able to “sleep in” every day. WRONG!!! 🙂 Have a great time this weekend. 🙂

  6. Now that I have stopped laughing, I will add, if I popped out of bed I would break every bone in my body. LOL I am with Steven, I would have taken a right too, just for the heck of it. That would be just like mischievous me. hehehehehehe

  7. Popping out of bed?
    How exactly do you do that? LOL
    thank you so much Doraz for being so kind and sweet with your comments.
    Happy Friday!
    hugs
    shakira

  8. Plz don ask me this 😛

  9. I could always use the extra sleep the next morning!

  10. I haven’t slept in for awhile that sounds nice maybe I’ll have to try that soon. Hope you have a great week-end Doraz!

  11. sleeping in is like sleeping around: I still think it will happen, but usually it’s not to be.

  12. Loved the joke. well when i cant sleep i wake up very late 🙂 🙂

    • I have that problem too. Last night I was wide awake at 3 am. I finally fell asleep, only to wake at 8 am! UGH I do not know how long I will last. lol 🙂 I just had some dark chocolate. lol

  13. Hi sweety Lusia! 🙂
    Lovely to be here! I want you to know I nominated you over at jingle’s page – see
    link http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/05/27/the-celebrate-blogger-of-april-award-announcement-art-humor-short-stories/#comment-11372

    tee hee! I LOVE the joke about the dream and mothers and turning right and left ..guffaw guffaw! 🙂

    Her’s my lil contribution dear…

    my mom she asked me
    “are you a red?
    I found a commy book
    in your bed!

    now mom she’s kinda
    short-sighted ya see
    and so that’s why she
    McCarthy’d me!

    “mom”, I said, “the thing
    you found helps me to
    sleep all nice an sound.

    The name on the front
    says “comic book”
    an that’s what you saw
    so it’s your mistook!

    the only red
    is my face, dear mom,
    ‘cuz I’m 39 an
    still under your thumb!”

    “my boy”, said mom,
    “I’m hoping you
    will graduate before
    you’re 42!”

    🙂 yayyyyyy! I’m on the world’s best blog page…. I’m laffing with you Lusia!!.. your crazy englishman is dancing with delight to be here smiling at all of your lovely jokes! You Rock! Happy Friday dear Lusia!

    JohnBoy
    🙂

    • I am so touched that you voted for me. Thank you with a BIG SMILE. 🙂 I just love how you can…in no time at all….write such great words of fun and laughter for me. Thank you for making me feel soooo special…like you are to me. 🙂

      • You get my vote every time and I get your BIG SMILE always and that’s a mighty fine gift for me! 🙂
        You are very special to me and you always will be. You inspire me and fill up my heart with your happiness and kindness. I love ya! 🙂

  14. 5:30 am…every day…too much to experience to stay in bed…smiles.

  15. I love me some Garfield. I never pop out of bed. I usually grump and try to hide and then finally-I slowly move out from beneath the sheets. I hate getting out of bed in the morning-I’m a hibernator 🙂

  16. even when I am weekend off I get up early, life is too short to sleep it away, when the sun is beating in the window, and your dog is scratchin at the unit for attention its time to get up lol xxx loved this and u xx

    • 🙂 I do love the morning. I just can not always fall asleep. My head goes on overload. lol 🙂 I refuse to take anything. 🙂 Have a great weekend. I bet your dog is cute. 🙂

  17. happy Friday!
    Thank you for the comments and kind words.

  18. I SLEEP AT Y TIME AFTER 10 PM BUT I GET UP PROMPTLY BY 6 AM WHEREVER I AM. I HIT THE SACK AS SOON AS I GO TO SLEEP.

  19. 7:30am never fails. If I don’t wake up, my big black furry lab wakes me up shaking her head and jingling her collar. Even if I tried, I can’t sleep past 8am! I feel so old. LOL. My daughter can sleep til 2pm!

  20. Love the Garfield cartoon.

    I never sleep past 8:00 A.M.

  21. I get up at 6am weekdays & usually by about 8am on weekends although I stayed in bed till 10am today
    I can relate to garfield

  22. u r so very cool and kind!
    nice to know u in the first place…
    smiles!

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