BEE CAREFUL…LAUGH with DORAZ*

A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, ‘What seems to be the problem?’
‘I’m out of gas,’ the man replied.
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

‘Try it now,’ said one bee.

The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. ‘Wow!’ the man exclaimed, ‘what did you put in my gas tank’?

The bee answered,

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I see you smiling…….

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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40 Responses

  1. Hahaha funny that was !! Such an economical way to start a stuck car!

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  2. Bee-Pee! hilarious. I love it.

  3. LOL what are we going to do with you? hehehehehehe

  4. Your right I am smiling. :+) funny

  5. Yes, very good!
    LOL 🙂

  6. lol classic loved this dear xxx have a great evening xx

  7. That is hilarious! I had no idea where it was going…
    Gardening sounds fun and relaxing 🙂

  8. An oldie but a goodie

  9. FT World Tour 2010 is now on!!!

    • I do hope that he gets to go all over the world. I hope you get some bloggers who would like him to visit places he has never been before. He does have a tendency to get into some crazy situations, so the busier he is…the better. 🙂 I will stay tuned. 🙂

  10. That’s a really funny joke! lol (Sure I’m not the only one who needed that moment of levity while.. sigh).

  11. Love the convo between you and Viola! You two are too much!

  12. maybe someone should have told them not to BP in the in water…sorry…

  13. A BEEHIVE AT HOME WILL BE WORTH A GASOLINE PUMP. BEE READY FOR IT.

  14. too funny…
    😉

  15. Hi sweetie, if you go to this page on William’s public blog you can read a little story I wrote about me and my siblings. The name of the story is “Do You Know My Best Friend?” You will also see a picture of me and my sisters. Here we are in the order we are standing in the picture.Left to right: Jennie, Mae, Ruth, Viola, Janice. Now I about 6 years older since that picture was taken. LOL But you get to meet the summerlinangels. That is our nickname. hehehehehehehe Ruth is summerlinangel1, Mae summerlinangel2, Viola summerlinangel3, Janice summerlinangel4, Jennie summerlinangel5. The number is from the oldest to youngest.

    http://billmanson.blogspot.com/2010/03/do-you-know-my-best-friend-viola-tabor.html

  16. Very funny 🙂 On a serious note that oil spill its horrible all the wild life and the culture of those people will never be the same again.

  17. 🙂 good one.

  18. Heyyyyy.. howdy doodydey again Lusia 🙂

    I LOVE the BP joke – you are the living end! 🙂 laffing my socks off!

    crazy John chuckling hard! lol! 🙂

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