IS IT FRIDAY YET?…LAUGH with DORAZ*


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I am just sitting here watching the clock and wishing that this night were over. I will not be back home till 11pm. My #2 son is almost finished with his classes. I will be sooo happy when I wake in the am. It will be FRIDAY…all day! I am going to make it a relaxing one. I have to have my routine blood work in the am. Then I am off to lunch with a good friend. Then it will soon be movie night. How about you? What are your plans?

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A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses.
On the third tee the husband said, ”Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball – don’t knock out any windows. It will cost us a fortune to fix.”
The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.
The husband cringed and said, ”I told you to watch out for the houses!” Alright, let’s go up there, apologize, and see how much this is going to cost.”
They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say, ”Come on in.”
They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, ”Are you the people that broke my window?”
”Uh, yeah. Sorry about that.” the husband replied.
”No, actually I want to thank you – I’m a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You’ve released me. I’m allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, and I’ll keep the last one for myself.”
”OK, great!” the husband said.
”I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.”
”No problem. It’s the least I could do. And you, what do you want?” the genie said, looking at the wife.
”I want a house in every country of the world,” she said.
”Consider it done.” said the genie.
”And what’s your wish, Genie?” the husband said. ”Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife.”
The husband looks at the wife and said, ”Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care.”
The genie took the wife upstairs and ravished her for two hours. After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife, and said, ”How old is your husband, anyway?”
”35”, she replied.
”And he still believes in genies. That’s amazing!”’

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31 Responses

  1. Oh gosh, it nearly is Friday!
    Today was the kids’ last day of school. We will be relaxing tomorrow, probably swimming, and possibly ordering pizza. 😀

  2. You are sooo funny! Thanks for the laugh.

  3. Nearly.

    Friday night Cute Daughter and family are coming for a day or two.

    Sunday Husband and I are celebrating being married for a lifetime.

    Monday I’m off work but Husband has got to work.

  4. I would say that you are going to have a GREAT weekend. Happy Anniversary. 🙂 I wish you many more years of happiness together. 🙂 I wish he were off also on Monday. Maybe you can surprise him when he comes home…unless of course… you will be sleeping. lol 🙂 Have a fantastic weekend. 🙂 Enjoy your precious family visit. Take lots of photos. 🙂

  5. friday! i am off on fridays so, going to field day at my sons school for some fun & games…gotta work saturday and having friends over after church on sunday…

  6. AFTER A LONG TIME I EXERCISED MY SMILING MUSCLES.
    “GRANT A FAKE WISH AND HELP YOURSELVES. ” BTW HOW DO THE GENIES LOOK .
    ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STORY IS HOW PEOPLE PREFER WEALTH OVER EVERYTHING.

  7. Those fake genies get all the girls.

  8. OMG ! Brilliant !! I couldn’t think of a better climax than this one!! The couple were fools or may be the so called genie was more intelligent!!

    Secret Desire!-Are you willing to cross the line for some extra thrill?
    http://www.3smartcubes.com/pages/tests/desire/desire_instructions.asp

  9. I have finished my Friday workday, just had a beautiful dinner of Michelle’s homemade Italian Meatballs & am relaxing on the ‘puter with a big mug of Coke. I will never trust a genie…

    • I am happy that you are relaxing. Italian meatballs? 🙂 I can just see you enjoying those. 🙂 My kids love when I make them also. There are never any left overs. 🙂 Have a fun weekend Tony.

  10. I am going to watch a movie or two and then I am off to bed.
    Enjoy your Friday and your weekend!!

  11. HAPPY FRIDAY DORAZ. I AM OFF TO THE HOSPITAL TO SPEND THE DAY WITH MY HUSBAND.

    • Viola…please tell him we are thinking of him and wishing him a quick recovery. I am sure he just wants to go home. 🙂 I am sure you will cheer him up with your love and your smiles. 🙂

  12. serves him right 😦

  13. Ooohhhhh!!! He’s not going to be at all happy about that. Let’s see the moral of the story is? Maybe get your wishes up front?

    Have a great Week-end! Hope you have lots of Fun. (I’ll have to remember not to say I’m not going to blog and that I’m going to turn off the computer. Because when you do blog LOL your busted! ;+) OK Back to work, cleaning that is.;+)

  14. its friday, whoopeee, fantastic, im running late lol, loved this xxx

  15. Lol. i just finished my friday.
    Guess what.
    I worked all day and all night. lol
    Hang on, where are the violins?

  16. I am glad that Friday is over..
    Good to rest more…
    Happy Saturday!
    😉

  17. http://jingleyanqiu.wordpress.com/2010/05/29/week-20-poets-rally-poetry-awards-plus/

    three poetry awards,
    two general awards,
    enjoy!
    Thank you for the invaluable contribution in Thursday Poets Rally week 20.
    U Rock!
    😉

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