Is it FINALLY Friday?…..LAUGH with DORAZ*

You Know You’re Too Stressed When

* You can achieve a “runners high” by sitting up.
* The sun is too loud.
* You are missing several days from this week.
* Trees begin to chase you.
* You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
* You wonder if brewing is “really” a necessary step for the consumption of coffee.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before.
* You can hear mimes.
* Things become “very clear.” Everything is “very clear, indeed.”
* You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

* You and reality file for divorce.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before.
* It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
* You can travel without moving.
* Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.
* You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.
* You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for the next day.
* You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that you’ve said it before



16 Responses

  1. Hummmmm I can’t remember when I have not done all these things. hehehehehehehehe

  2. lol another fabulous friday post, cheers to u xxx

  3. lol. i like this.
    However my friday’s usually are different.
    Odd working hours of a chef

  4. My Friday has been busy and I spent loads of money. My foot hurts and my allergies are bothering but hey, I didn’t have to work today and I’ve the rest of the weekend off as well, so it’s all good then.

    Hope you have a good weekend, love!

    • I am sorry you had to spend money on stuff that was necessary. 🙂 I do hope your feet get better. 🙂 Go out and splurge this weekend. Buy something unusual. 🙂

  5. As I was beginning to write for this evening I thought I’d take a look at your post first…so glad I did….as always thanks for the perspective.

  6. This was my Monday! Reality and I filed for divorce. Everyone really WAS speaking in binary code.
    I hope not to repeat that day. I really don’t want to repeat that day.

    Luisa, fun as always, you’ve brightened my day with laughter. 😀 Hope you are having a great weekend.

  7. Very funny! A good way to start my day or week or whatever.

  8. just fantastic. 🙂 loved them all, each and every one. some are too good-like speaking in binary code 🙂

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