SKIPPING CHURCH…LAUGH with DORAZ*

Father Norton woke up Sunday morning and realizing it was an
exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, decided he
just had to play golf.

So… he told the Associate Pastor that he was feeling sick and
persuaded him to say Mass for him that day.

As soon as the Associate Pastor left the room, Father Norton
headed out of town to a golf course about forty miles away.

This way he knew he couldn’t accidentally meet anyone he knew
from his parish. Setting up on the first tee, he was alone.
After all, it was Sunday morning and everyone else was in
church!

At about this time, Saint Peter leaned over to the Lord while
looking down from the heavens and exclaimed, “You’re not going
to let him get away with this, are you?”

The Lord sighed, and said, “No, I guess not.”

Just then Father Norton hit the ball and it shot straight
towards the pin, dropping just short of it, rolled up and fell
into the hole.

IT WAS A 420 YARD HOLE IN ONE!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked,
“Why did you let him do that?”

The Lord smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?”

CONTRIBUTED by:KRISTI KEYPERS

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26 Responses

  1. That was witty and funny !!

  2. God loves laughter. LOL

  3. …hahahah…tooo funny Dora…!!thanks for my morning laugh..!

  4. smart humor,
    you always light up your friends’ day!

  5. it was a little naughty of God but still i love God. 🙂

  6. That’s funny! A hole in one you would want to tell everyone you!

  7. What a great joke! So funny. And I love the picture of the smile. Perfect!

  8. hahhahha classic great stuff Luisa zz

  9. Ha Ha God’s got humour, wouldn’t that just suck big time???

  10. smiles…love those mysterious ways…that would be just my luck as well. great pic…ha.

  11. SWEET PUNISHMENT .
    HE CAN STAND IN THE EMPTY CHURCH AND YELL ONCE.

  12. Ha Ha, it’s a like a fish story for Church. Too cute!

  13. I love it. I know about a dozen golfing folks I’ll be sure to send to read this ‘un. As always – great stuff.
    Sandy Says

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